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We hope you scratch steak.
Hello ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Promoting Products.
Today we have a wonderful, wonderful surprise in store.
We have Harlan Peppers.
Have you heard of that name?
Probably because he was on a sitcom for many years called Mamas Don't Throw Your Baby.
Ladies and gentlemen, world-renowned child wrangler Harlan Peppers.
It's good to see you.
Excuse me.
I've got a surprise for you.
Bridge Babies is now going to be upstairs.
No.
Yes, that's right.
I said upstairs.
Did you hear that?
Ladies and gentlemen, Bridge Babies is going upstairs.
Hey, there's more.
And guess where KidZone's going to be now?
Just guess.
Upstairs.
No.
KidZone's going to be downstairs now.
You're switching it on us.
Oh, I sure am.
I got more for you.
More?
I got more for you.
Tell us more, Harlan.
If you called right now.
If you called right now, we have a spot for the marriage makeover, okay?
I'm trying to find my cell phone.
I know.
I want to get in on that.
I do, too.
You're going to throw that in for free?
Yes, exactly.
It's going to be thrown in for free.
For only $49 per couple.
$49 per couple.
Not quite as free as you thought it was.
It's relative.
No.
Ladies and gentlemen, we're going to go to break.
When we come back, we're going to hear more from Harlan.
Aren't you tired of having to put on troublesome t-shirts all the time?
Going to and fro, back and forth with them.
I can't figure this t-shirt out.
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Wow.
It really does work.
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Just see how simple this works when you press the button.
Amazing.
Thanks for promoting products.
Well, I'm glad you're back.
What we're going to do now is we're going to talk to Harlan Peppers about his next project.
What has that she got there?
Oh, I'm just holding them in.
Steak out, that's all.
October 2nd and 3rd.
This guy does it again.
October 2nd and 3rd, it is completely free other than just an upfront cost of $49.
But after that, it's a free experience.
It sounds to me like you haven't grasped the concept of free.
Scott.
You've done something for the kids here today.
I have.
You've done something for the men.
I have indeed.
But there seems to be something missing.
It seems like you always come on here and you have products for everybody.
I think you're missing something.
I don't see any products for the women.
What I have here for you guys is a ladies' Bible study.
You pulled it off.
I did.
Thursday, September 17th, okay?
11 a.m. 12.30, we got a ladies' Bible study for you.
Ladies, all the ladies in the house say, oh, that's great.
I'll also have an evening study the same day from 6 to 7.30 p.m.
You're doing two studies on the same day?
Oh, it'll be amazing.
It'll be head-
Only for ladies.
Only for ladies.
Is there ever a point where you're going to be promoting a product that has anything to do with outdoor worship?
Well, this is true.
We're going to have an outside worship encounter.
Tell me when.
Well, it's going to be September 27th.
Who's invited?
Only everyone.
That's great, folks.
That's great.
Thank you for promoting your products with me today.
You know what?
It's been my pleasure.
We're going to go to break one more time and we'll see when we get back.
Does it bother you like it does me when there's no 10-minute party in the foyer?
Nothing to do but just sit around and read magazines.
Where's the 10-minute party at?
Well, now there is 10-minute party in the foyer after service.
Meet some of our pastors and leadership teams.
Now, this is your party.
Join us in the foyer today.
Ladies and gentlemen, it's been a pleasure to have Paul and Heather's here.
We're going to go ahead and wrap the show up.
I want you to remember you can get any of these great products at the Connection Center.
Until next time, keep buying.
