The next game we're going to play is our version of that, done in the south guessing game.
So, since it's a guessing game, we need to send one person that out, and that will be
loved, Katie Ogum!
You can buy Katie!
All right, this is for the ball player.
All right.
So, um, yeah, as she makes her way into the south proof parking lot, she makes herself
a nurse in her own way into the south proof food, um, is she out there or is she out there?
She's still in the building.
Yeah, it goes open now.
Okay, um.
Close that suit!
Um, can I get a historical figure?
Max Golly!
Max Golly!
Max Golly!
Thomas Trumman!
For fictional character though, um, is he home?
Yes!
I'm going now for Sherlock Holmes!
I'm going now for Mademoiselle!
Can I get a celebrity?
Joseph Beard!
All right, this is the dating game, we've got three bachelors, uh, when they're ready,
um, I think they're trying to figure out who the fuck Madlock is.
I'm Benjamin Madlock!
Yes!
Grace!
Yes!
Thank you!
You're welcome!
Thank you!
All right, um, so, uh, we've got our, um, you can introduce us, sir.
Uh, what?
What?
They've introduced themselves ways ago.
Uh, that's not good.
Good.
Now, uh, yes, back to room two.
Yo, girl, I'm just the beat.
You are the fuck off!
Yes!
All right.
Now, um, if someone could go out and get a dating learner that's cool to come back in,
and when she's running in, everyone falls because she feels ridiculous when she runs.
And when she has, uh...
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Katie!
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Right, my lovely, we're lovely, six feet.
We've got a great selection of participated products.
Please tell the audience a little bit about yourself.
Oh, yes!
All right, thank you.
Uh, bachelor number one uh, let's just start off by telling you a little bit about yourself.
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Okay, um, that's your number one.
Um, I've always been told not to neck with a boy until the third day.
Tell me, it's our third day. Where are you going to set the mood?
Well, I would say to you, the courtroom is where justice is served and where justice is done.
Well, I do always like having witnesses around.
Um, that's your number two.
That's your number two when you're done with your epileptic seizure.
Same question.
Yo, girl, I've only been through a few grades, so I'll make you repeat the questions.
Where would you take me to smooch?
Oh, girl, I would take you to the play bridge.
Okay, um, I'm going to switch off the questions.
Oh, okay.
Is that okay?
Um, sure.
Thank you.
That's your number three.
Oh, yes, ma'am.
Let's say you were to take me shopping for anything my little heart would desire.
Where would you take me shopping?
Uh, to the military surplus to get you a nice heavy cotton garb and possibly some nice blue dresses to show your support.
Oh, that's interesting and vague.
Okay, my next question is for Bachelor number one.
Bachelor number one.
I'm really territorial of my boyfriend.
Could you describe to me what your last girlfriend would like and what relationship you have with her today?
Well, I'm just a simple country person.
And, uh, I'm going to suck you into my reasoning with how simple I seem.
My last girlfriend was crazy.
She was balls out crazy.
I don't like to talk about her anymore.
And you're Bachelor number one.
I have to compliment you on your suit.
It's the same suit you wear every single day.
Thank you.
Being a little official.
Um, Bachelor number three.
Oh, yes, Madam.
Um, could you describe to me, once you get married, what do you picture your life being like with your bride?
Well, I mostly look forward to our honeymoon night where I can, uh, romance pay your innocence from you.
Oh, I get it.
Would you make her your slave?
Or the rest of her life into that?
He has my permission.
A sexual relationship divided against itself cannot stand.
Okay, Bachelors, I need you to be as specific as possible.
And I mean super specific.
Like, spell it out for a girl.
Um, if you were all car, or a mode of transportation, what mode of transportation would you be?
Ah, that would be the kind of transportation that was an old son of a lawyer.
Who uses vials to convict the guilty.
And I never, few episodes, would be like, yeah, yeah, that does not sense.
Here's that hot dog you can ever, ever see.
Bachelors, I believe you want the same question.
Oh, I didn't even know it was my turn.
Let me, let me answer this in a song.
Oh, I love it.
Look at the heart, look at the heart.
Girl, oh, if we was to ride together.
Yeah.
We were bought in a Lamborghini that usher gave me.
But let's be honest, I'm way too young to drive.
That is very specific, and I thank you for that.
I'm a little foggy on the exact timeline of the industry, but I believe that we'd be taking
a nice, force-drawn carriage, possibly some cannons.
Oh, look, there is a train.
Yeah!
Now if not at the moment, we have to eliminate one bachelor.
It's so hard to choose.
They're also eligible and they sound so handsome, but I think I'm going to get rid of bachelor number two.
I'm sorry, I just can't see myself with Justin Bieber.
Girl, you piss it off because that's what my balls will drunk next weekend.
I don't doubt it.
I can't see through the walls here, so I can't see what he's doing, but I feel like he's being very impressive.
I can't drink, but guess what, I'm a famous so I can drink about water.
He's Canadian, so I can finally drink.
He is a famous.
Another bachelor to release from that.
Well, as much as I was endeared by this other charm of that number one, I'm confounded by the prospect of going out with Andy Griffith.
It's like the show right after that.
It's like when you die, there are two things that he's known for.
One of them.
And next to the other one.
It's like you've got the key.
It's like you've got the man key.
And then you've got the man.
Oh, that's awesome.
And that introduced you to the bachelor that you've chosen.
That's right.
A local man who won't lie to me.
I'm just as honest as can be, so I go with bachelor number three, Abraham Lincoln.
And he scores four times for the bachelor.
