another drunken college student that's the third victim this month you mean
this has happened before come here Andrew leave these markings etched on
the side of his face come on Rook you're gonna have a stronger stomach than if
you want to be a criminology major that signature's been left on a string of
poor souls all quarter long starting to think it's the work of a serial artist
why would someone draw a penis on his face come on fresh isn't it obvious he
passed out with his shoes on he's very game so Peter you're saying the same
guy jobs and all the people's faces has to be the PNIR identical if I had a
guess it's the work of a loan art major taking his penis drawing obsession to the
extreme what should we do now should get out of here and question his roommate
besides he could wake up anytime soon I told you guys before I don't have
anything more to say all we want to know is who else was at that party look
you aren't getting anything from me I ain't no snitch making a big mistake
pal you're not helping anybody by staying quiet let me try reasoning with him
oh so what are you studying for art history you know my girlfriend's art
history major too she got an A in the class you need some notes I can give them
to you what is this like a floor some good cop bad cop routine like I said I
ain't no snitch I'm gonna sell out my friends for some notes well maybe these
won't change your mind these are all from what a quarter they were just innocent
partygoers just like it really the guy who did this he was at your party what's
the matter you look a little squeamish all right all right I don't look at
someone I'll talk I read this one guy from the gym it's kind of weird though I
remember telling him about the party but he kept asking who's gonna be there
if you were allowed to spend the night his name is Brian yeah but you know he
was a suspect a few weeks back thanks for your time come on fresh let's go pay
a visit sorry for bothering you good luck on your midterms
hey there Brian old buddy old how would you draw in there huh no it's nothing
it's not it's not penis is of course hey Peter how are you doing how are you
doing this is my new partner Andrew say hi Andrew hi Andrew please please to meet
you so what can I do for you and your detective club well Brian there's another
incident penis drawings last night you wouldn't know anything about that would
you I don't know nothing about no penises I don't even know what to do about
one how do you even draw on what's a penis save it Brian we know you're at the
party last night in apartment 220 look look it wasn't me I have an alibi well
yeah let's hear it well all our date yeah yeah you see yeah my girlfriend yeah
I'm a girlfriend Wendy you have a girlfriend yeah yeah she's a she's a
redhead yeah anyways we can go to the party cuz um we spent the day with with
pandas yeah yeah she's a big fan of pandas so we went to San Diego zoo but
we couldn't go to the party cuz we came home really late and really tired all
right I guess you could have done it yeah it really wasn't me well sorry I
can't do more help for you fellas but I got you going
gotta quiz the study for you well see you later I guess we're on the leads I'm
gonna burrito want anything let me take a look at the menu
wait a minute yeah yeah she's a she's a redhead she's a big fan of pandas so we
went to San Diego zoo Andrew who's making up the whole thing
this will teach you not to lie to us Brian Brian Brian thought we were
friends we are friends help me out here buddy not until you start giving me some
answers I'll tell you whatever you want to hear you were at the party weren't you
it was you wasn't it no I don't I don't do that kind of stuff I only draw on
desks and books I swear well you know who did it then don't you of course I
do you're never catcher you see smart for you she you idiots never thought it
should be a girl behind all this did ya who is she I don't know exactly I'm just
a fan of her work she's a genius she's beautiful you'll never stop her this
guy's a crazy stalker he doesn't know what he's talking about where does she
hang out why should I tell you I'm sure the librarian would be interested to
know who's been drawing all over her books fine I'll tell you she's an art
major changed up by that cafe near the theater it's called cyber a what did she
go there let's see it's Thursday that means she has class from 2 to 250 and
she studies from that so 530 so she should be at the cafe around 6 what
did she look like her she's perfect she's got long raven hair and skin like
french toast she's got a birthmark on the back of her neck like a flower thanks
Brian he had a trouble now freak
I think she just walked in this fit the description you know black hair can't
skin yep how about that birthmark that looks like a flower no birthmark she's
gonna tattoo those should be followed it's gonna take too long I want to wrap
this case up since tonight plus I got a paper to finish right here are we gonna
bust it right now slow down there we gotta play it smooth on this one you
stay here got the exit I'll show you are major I am actually but these are
just some sketches well they're really good I'm Peter by the way man you're
really talented I bet you can draw anything well I don't know about that
but I try my best you draw something for me sure would you like me to draw for
you you draw me a serpent fox what what is a serving loss it's a really big
hairy lizard it's got a long thick neck two round shoulders and one eye that's
weird bust it I caught you red-handed Tiffany this servant
thoughts is awfully familiar you've been drawn all the P9 guys faces isn't it so
use ready my partner's waiting by the door not a real technique I have no
jurisdiction just the criminology man trying to get the truth tell me why
you did it okay fine you caught me I'll explain everything just let me go to the
bathroom first everything all right in there
okay those last time I ever saw Tiffany the P is strong stopped after that day
Andrew recovered a few hours later tenor to his resignation he switched to a
psychology major the next week I never learned why Tiffany drew P9 on those
guys faces maybe those guys were just dicks who had it coming one thing
for sure though I'll never turn my back to a woman again
