It's crazy windy here in Rockville Center, beginning of the second half, F.A. Eurow and Malloy here, on the on the on the 5th force entertainment radio network, I'm still the crowd, I can't believe they cut me off for the second half.
What are these people thinking?
The second half is about to begin here, F.A. Eurow is up 1-0, that is exactly one more goal than they scored in the entire other friendly.
As the game kicks off the second half, Malloy starts off with the ball.
They're able to keep it in their zone and they try to make something happen on the F.A. Eurow side of the field.
But it doesn't look like anything is happening on that front, as the ball goes out of bounds.
And if I was paying attention, I'd be able to tell you whose ball it was.
It looks like it's going to be Malloy's ball the way everything is starting to materialize.
And we want to thank you for joining us today, it's a beautiful Saturday.
Some clouds started to come in earlier, a lot of wind.
If there's one thing I know about today, is that it's windy as Malloy throws it in, but their players are unable to keep control of the ball.
And so we have F.A. Eurow's number 40 streaking up the field, all the way.
That is what we call coast to coast, number 59 has the ball, takes a shot and just misses the goal post wide.
That was a perfectly executed fast break, and they could not make anything happen.
But just sort of sad because even I got excited by that, and I am excited by literally nothing.
As Malloy going, has the ball now, looking to send a booming kick all the way downfield.
Here it comes, makes it a little short of midfield, or the pitch if you're in England.
Number 10 for F.A. Eurow has the ball now on the far sideline, passes it to number 59,
losing able to come up with it, the goalkeeper for Malloy has the ball, sending everybody he knows back.
It's like he doesn't want to see them anymore, he's saying go away, you guys aren't giving me any help.
As he sends his ball over midfield, as Malloy tries to get in, and after being headed by an F.A. Eurow player,
it ends up with it, and the ball is sent out of bounds by F.A. Eurow, it's Malloy's ball.
They have a short Malloy player throwing it in, the only Malloy player with red on their jersey.
I'm going to call him red.
Ball on the far sideline for F.A. Eurow, number 8 has it now, short of midfield,
number 40 passes it back to the defenseman for F.A. Eurow, number 7 for F.A. Eurow, has number 5 for F.A. Eurow,
it was wide open on the sideline, I don't know why they don't give him the ball,
and it looks like that's number 10 for F.A. Eurow who couldn't keep control, turns it over to Malloy,
the defenseman, and Malloy now has the ball in their possession, in their own zone trying to make something happen.
But that won't actually happen as they turn it over to F.A. Eurow who immediately turns it over again to Malloy,
where at midfield now, red passes it over to somebody on Malloy, he passes it over to somebody else on Malloy,
he passes it over to somebody else on Malloy, somebody else on Malloy for all here in Rockville Center.
Who's on first?
What's on second?
They have a Malloy player on the far sideline with the ball now, crosses over the equator,
it's a red, something incredibly funny just happened, I'm not entirely sure what it was.
You probably didn't feel the equator.
I've done that like five times already.
I haven't noticed until this point.
Again, synonyms for everything, Billy, I'm going to start calling it the prime meridian in a few minutes.
So you guys, do you still have soccer going on? I don't know why you stopped talking.
So Malloy tries to shoot the ball, it does not work very well.
You have the FA Euro goalie kicking it out to the defenseman who looks like,
he's bringing it up the field, he's bringing it up the pitch at the halfway mark,
passes it across field to number seven, he was able to come up with it,
passes it back to number five, looks like he's got to try to center it for a goal opportunity,
and that is a goal.
So it is now two-nothing in favor of FA Euro, great pass by number five,
the goal was scored by number 59, so that is a two-nothing goal,
and it's being told to me that his first name is Nico.
So good job.
That's what I was going to hear everything.
Yeah, so over here, thanks.
Hey, this is a hell of a good match for that camera.
Oh no, it's for that camera.
I switched with the two, how come it's not?
No, it takes a while.
Four after this whole game.
Well, he sends the ball downfield towards the FA Euro goalie,
FA Euro goalie, has it in his possession, looking to pass it off to the defender,
number 40's defender of choice, who passes it over to number 10,
choice number five open on the sideline, but Alps were in wide open number eight,
number 5400, it's streaking up the sideline, but nope, they didn't happen.
Far sideline for a figure now crossing over the prime meridian.
I told you I'd use it because I ran out of words for midfield.
Tries to make something happen, but the ball ends up in the hands of the Maloy goal tender.
Maloy goal tender A, passes it to Maloy defenseman,
and number five says, no thank you, I want the ball, takes it from him,
knocks him down in a fit of void rage, as it is Maloy's ball once again.
You have the Maloy goalie now, he's got the ball.
I've said his name a bunch, if I actually knew his name I would have said it a bunch more.
Tries to clear it, but it doesn't happen.
Number eight for FA Euro is able to intercept, it gets it to number 40 for FA Euro,
who says I don't want the ball, passes it far sideline for number 44 for FA Euro,
who gets it to number three.
They're just playing, can I use ping pong or is it still a pinball?
I don't want to go with what I feel because I might say something out of the bread.
Number five in the quarter now has the ball, looking for somebody to get the ball to,
he finds it wide open number eight, and they're now passing the ball back and forth,
he's at midfield again to the number four, Jordan Foster is number four on being yelled at,
angrily.
I didn't hear a raised voice.
I don't like this game, not to soccer game, again it's going all behind the scenes.
Number 40 for FA Euro, loses the ball and here comes Maloy streaking up the sidelines,
who aren't able to maintain control and the ball belongs once again to FA Euro.
Midfield now, Jordan Howard I learned his name, has the ball.
Number 59 tries to center it to number 10 who has the ball wide open,
tries to make a shot but can't and it is now still two nothing because number 40 had an opportunity
to make it three nothing and the wind said I don't want any part of the number three to move the ball
away from the goal just missing the back of the net.
So we're still two nothing here in the central, FA Euro up on Maloy on the I-95 Sports Network.
I'm the crack because if you could forget who I am, I am the most ridiculous person of all time
as Maloy's goalie now has the ball goes to kick it downfield and it ends up with red.
So red's got the ball, passes it to the guy, other Maloy guy, again names all these jerseys being incredible.
Or numbers for that, either or, instead you just have any lecture you can find.
Then again it's a friendly, maybe it doesn't matter to these people as much, it matters to me.
We're at midfield now with Maloy who's finally providing some offensive pressure.
I feel like I've said that a couple of times today, Maloy just can't get anything going on like this side of the ball.
Except now, deep far sideline, we're going right now with Maloy, tries to center it.
We have a header and that goes over the river and through the woods.
That's at grandma's house, over the goal post and FA Euro still up too.
And being handed to me, fresh off the presses that is an I-pad.
Finally walking in and Adam Mark you are going to be interviewed with us live after this game is over.
So you're going to definitely want to keep with us for that.
As red tries to center it for, Maloy guy was not able to maintain possession, gets knocked down.
Instead of a penalty being called, FA Euro maintains their possession.
A lot of no calls on this game, either that or I am grossly overestimating what a penalty is.
When it looks like they get mulled by a bear, that's a penalty.
Here we go, here we go, here we go.
Number five for FA Euro, deep near sideline by the corner, able to save him from going out of bounds,
able to keep it in.
That's a moonshot up there looking for a Maloy guy number seven, I lied, it's not a Maloy guy, it's an FA Euro guy.
We are fast paced here in Rockwell Center.
Number eight tries to center it, four number five is not able to make it miss and it is now three nothing in favor of FA Euro.
Three nil, I'm being told the correct terminology is nil.
You learn something new every day.
I really wanted to say three love, I will not lie to you.
I'm going to say three double gutter next time.
My next time, I mean that was next time.
They say the entire version, three oogads.
I wish I knew the Hebrew word for zero, as Maloy ends up with the ball after the goal.
Trying to make something happen, this game is all but over for them in my opinion, but they want to try to figure out some kinks.
This is just a friendly preseason game, as Maloy on the far sideline trying to bring the ball up.
But there is an FA Euro defender every which way, except for that one way, because Maloy was able to penetrate that defense a little bit.
On the far sideline now, just ping-ponging the ball back and forth trying to make something happen,
and they are able to find the crease towards the box.
Maloy is not hoping guys, Maloy is not able to hold on to the ball.
We have Maloy trying to kick it, number 59 for FA Euro unable to maintain possession for his team,
but number 10 is able to get that as he misses the cross field assist opportunity, I'm going to say.
Anyway, Maloy has the ball now, speaking of the near sideline, number 4 with those particularly loose and long legs.
Should be playing basketball in my opinion.
Somebody's got the ball, oh wait, there's not.
Number 5 for FA Euro, passes it to number 4, passes it across the field, we're on the far sideline now.
Number 8's got it, looks like we're going to have plenty of substitutions next whistle.
Number 5 near sideline wide open, I don't know that because he's right in front of us.
He's got the ball now, looks to make something happen as he gets dribbled,
but that's a nice friendly challenge as we now have about 9 substitutions.
Number 15, number 39, number 71, come in for FA Euro, it looks like there's a goalie switch
for Maloy as well.
I don't know how, I don't know what we're going to call them, both goaltenders are wearing pink,
I'm just going to go goaltender A, goaltender B, at this point.
Well, other than the fact they're in two separate goals.
We have number 14 and number 7 come off for FA Euro as well.
I wish I could show Maloy some more love, but we literally have no idea who these people are.
FA Euro with the ball far sideline now, crossing midfield, just kidding,
they heard me say that and wanted to make me look full.
Looks like they're trying to set something up big time here as he's got the ball back to the ball,
that's why it's socket number 40, easily the tiniest kind of field,
dishes it off to number 71 who has somebody open, but the ball is deflected by a Maloy player
and here we go the other way as we have a Maloy player trying to make some moves
and he does a Maloy guy, another Maloy guy.
I think this is going to be another Maloy guy at this point,
so we figure out who these people actually are.
We got number 71 now for FA Euro as again,
it looks like we're going to have a few substitutions on the next stoppage of play.
Number 59 for FA Euro passes it off to number 10,
who dishes it out to number 71, who makes some moves, dishes it out to number 3
and again trying to make something else happen.
I feel like they're trying to run out the clock at this point, that's just me.
Far sideline now, I'm going to call him Justin Bieber haircut,
I can't see his number from here, all the way across the field,
number 59 in the far corner, dishes it off to 71,
it looks like he might be trying to center it,
takes a weird shot, it gets deflected immediately
and that's out of bounds going towards the side of FA Euro
and once again we have four substitutions.
Number 39, 11, 82 and 28 come in
and as soon as I see their numbers, I'll tell you who's coming out.
We have number eight coming out, we have.
Number two coming out, we have.
Number two.
Number three coming out and we have number, I don't know.
Number 11 tries to center the ball for FA Euro,
guess it's a number 71, I lied that's 59,
maintains possession of the ball but can't get anybody else
and that was a very, very wide shot by number 11.
Still three and they'll hear about the center.
Three love if you're a tennis fan.
Up by a field goal if you like American football.
Three now, if you like European football
and it looks like everybody here has balls,
we do not have any more balls to use
unless somebody comes up with one.
Camera guy, give him one of your balls.
How many balls do they have?
Oh we're back live, that's what happens when you pay attention guys.
As the Malloy goalie, we're going to call him Pinky.
The other goalie will be Blinky because we have Pac-Man all over the field.
We have Pinky trying to set up for his Malloy brethren
and the ball gets way over the midfield way,
midfield mark I should say
and FA Euro is able to get possession of the ball
as they push it up towards the goal.
We have number 28 for FA Euro now,
looking for somebody to cross over the center
so we can try to get that elusive assist for him
as he's met with some figure, with some anger
and he kicks the ball over the goal post
and it still somehow is FA Hero's ball.
I don't know how that rule works
and now I can say with all sorts of conviction
it's Malloy's ball after FA Euro kicks it out of bounds.
It went over the goal, I don't know what to say.
We're 3-0 here on 95 Sports Entertainment Radio,
I'm the crab, Bill Knight, the fantasy guy behind the glass
and the ball is Bobby Blackjack,
we're just sending it, looking pretty here in Rockville center.
Malloy has the ball now trying to push it up,
maybe avoid the shutout as number 4 for FA Euro says,
nope, I want you guys to have nothing and you'll like it.
Malloy's got ways to save Malloy, just stop that bitch.
They did look better against Sturdy Rick.
They really did look better against Sturdy Rick,
I don't know what happened.
Sturdy Rick looked better than FA Euro.
It's just a weird new triangle of balls
or a firework and grass ball, depending on the circles you like.
Here's our sideline now, FA Euro with possession of the ball.
As FA Euro is able to send a beautiful pass cross field
behind the back number 28 goes to number 71, he's pushing up.
He finds number 18, some number, number 18 can't hold on to him,
number 71 is able to maintain the possession of the ball,
Malloy Defender and they're just dancing with each other out there
at that point, lots of hand holding and touching.
You would think this is a high school prom, by the way,
you were looking at that.
It ends up being Malloy ball after FA Euro loses the possession.
Foli's got a corner kick coming his way, sets up.
Here comes a nice booming kick over midfield.
He gets headed by Malloy guy, but he isn't able to follow.
Okay, that's red, I know that guy, he's wearing red.
FA Euro only ends up with the ball, pushes it up to number 82,
far sideline.
Now I can say with all sorts of certainty,
they're just wasting time at this point.
They're up 3-0 incredibly comfortably,
surrounded too many goals, number 71 ends up with the ball,
pushes it up to number 10, gets it to number 28,
pushes it to number 71 at the top,
and I'm going to call it the key.
Even though I'm almost positive it's not the key.
Malloy tries to flop, doesn't work.
Number 11 for FA Euro has the ball now,
cross-court country, whatever you want to call it,
to number 9, who tries to push it over to another FA Euro player
and now we have a stoppage of time.
Stoppage of time.
Stoppage of time?
The time stop?
No, the time doesn't stop, that's why I said play.
I know.
I'm almost aware of soccer.
Stoppage of play.
Stoppage of play.
I'll learn my terminology, I promise you that.
What was your last name?
Basima.
Basima, he's giving me literally all the information I have for this game.
My t-shirt's fantastic, it's got Rick Flair on it going woo!
Because Rick Flair's the man.
We're having a lot of fun here today in Rockville Center.
Number 28 for FA Euro has got the ball as the sun starts to set here.
Number 11 pushes it across the field to another FA Euro player.
That looks like it's number 59, I lied, it's number 39A.
I've been able to differentiate between 39A and 39B.
As Malloy pushes the ball all the way up the field being chased by number 11.
And there's a little bit of a tussle.
Stoppage in play, how you do it.
Still Malloy ball.
I'm not going to lie to you, my respects to people who called these games and shot a pay-up.
I agree.
Yep.
It's Wednesday night guys, I'm afraid, I'll be there.
Wednesday's having a show with Cordova.
I'll be available.
What's that?
I'll be available.
We're back with the action.
Malloy was able to turn the ball over
and we have the substitution coming in for Malloy.
It looks like somebody by the little hole left is coming out.
No, he's coming off.
Coming out?
That's okay?
Yes.
You said coming out?
No, he said coming out.
Fine.
I might not know all my soccer words.
I'm off in and out all the differences.
FA Euro with the ball now.
The president's number 10 who has a guy, two guys all over him.
He's playing keep away with Malloy at this point guys.
Trying to run out that clock, gets the ball back to the goal tender.
He was able to trap it nicely, pick it back out to number 16 on the near sideline.
The addition to number nine gets it to number 71.
It looks like something was almost going to materialize at number 20 and Malloy stopped it
but was not going to be able to stop possession for FA Euro.
But there's a stoppage in play.
As you got a nod from two people, I'm actually improving at this garbage.
I'm saying I'm going to stop the actual sport itself.
I want to make that work to be clear.
FA Euro maintains the possession.
Number nine ends up with it.
Gets it back to the goal tender.
Gets it to number 16 but immediately by another defender.
Again, knowing these guys' numbers or names, it's just a little bit easier for them.
Not too much because it's already incredible.
Far sideline now goes FA Euro deep sideline.
Now driving towards the goal but not able to maintain possession.
Malloy is able to lock it out of bounds.
But FA Euro maintains their ball.
Number 39 is going to be the unlucky guy to go retrieve that
and throw it in to number 15.
He gets it immediately back to number 39.
Passes it to number 10 and tries to center it.
But there is no FA Euro player there.
Instead of Malloy, the player tries to clear it.
Successfully as Malloy is now driving up the field as he gets Malloy whopped
by number 11, holding his right leg in pain, agony.
It's like family guy come to life as we have a stop and play for an injury
and stop and play for my place.
And in that moment everyone yells, half of every team is yelling at the other half
and the other team is yelling at everyone for no reason.
Play begins again as Malloy is going to kick it in from about the 3 quarter field mark
or quarter field mark depending on where you are.
Tries to center it for Malloy.
Player gets an opportunity out of goal and they score.
That was a nice header for Malloy.
It's now 3-2-1 in favor of FA Euro.
I no longer have to come up with different ways to say the number 0.
FA Euro sideline very unhappy at that goal as they start off with this possession with the ball.
That's how possessions start, they have the ball.
Number 71 streaking up near sideline, gets number 28, met immediately by the defender
who pokes it out of bounds but FA Euro still maintains their possession.
I can still say with all sorts of confidence that FA Euro stopped this game.
Number 39, knocks the ball out of the FA Euro zone into Malloy territory.
Offensive player and tries to knock him out of the game.
Knocked the ball out of his possession.
Knocked it out of his feet, knocked it out of his legs.
Shit, I don't know.
I'm tired of saying the word possession.
I'm going to come back with a thesaurus next time.
In all the words, all the English words for possession will be used as I'm getting awkward looks.
Just sick control.
Patent control, things, things of that nature.
You're going to be impressed by yourself when you guys do this.
Just having fun as Malloy ends up right in front of us near sideline with the ball.
Malloy far sideline now.
Trying to make something happen by an FA Euro defender as the ball goes out of bounds behind the net.
It looks like FA Euro is going to take back to net.
That shot was just a bit outside.
Thanks.
FA Euro coming off the field now.
Number 71 gets met by the defender as it looks like there's a little more pep in there step after letting up that one ball.
There's still three goals to one, but you never want to feel completely safe as any goal can be a deciding factor in these games.
Even if it is just a friendly, FA Euro still with possession number 10 on the, I'm going to say,
Mere Wing is able to dink it and dive it between two Malloy defenders, takes a shot, but it ends up very high and very wide.
So that is going to be Malloy's ball now.
But I'm going to say about five to seven minutes left in the period.
We started this at six thirty, six o'clock it is now six thirty.
Malloy has the ball now at midfield as they immediately turn it over to FA Euro.
Who gets tripped by a Malloy player they call a penalty and it's going to be possession.
Number 71 tries to juke, doesn't work very well, just passes it off to number 28.
Number nine had an opportunity to retrieve that pass, but he just stood there with his hands in his pants.
No idea why. Number 11 is trying to make something happen.
Malloy streaking up the field passes it to a guy also on Malloy.
I know that because he's wearing a black t-shirt trying to make something happen deep in FA Euro territory.
It takes a shot and it just sails over the top of the goal.
FA Euro ball.
I've never done this before guys.
Don't know if I'm going to be invited back to do it again.
So I am taking all of the opportunities I can with it.
I'd have you do color commentary for me.
You're a nice guy.
Cameraman Billy says I do color commentary here.
Color commentaries if I would stoop so low to do color.
Number 10 for FA Euro has the ball now as the sun starts to peek through the clouds
as it rolls around 6.30 here in Rockwell Center.
FA Euro trying to make something happen on offense.
Instead they just send the ball out of bounds.
They don't really need it at this point.
Pinky from Malloy sends the ball to midfield that's headed by an A Euro player.
Number 20 for FA Euro trying to track down that ball but a Malloy defender will not let him do it
and it ends up being FA Euro's ball.
It's Malloy's ball.
Malloy's goalie aka Pinky sends the ball out to Malloy defender.
He gets it immediately to Malloy offends it on a wing.
They take a shot and it is blocked by the goalkeeper.
It's got to stay in Malloy's ball isn't it?
Yes Malloy.
Yes Malloy's ball. I made a correct prediction.
Which means it's A.
It's corner kick.
There we go.
I'm learning guys on the job.
This is arguably one of the most embarrassing things I've ever had to do in my entire professional career
but I am having a blast with it and I hope you are too.
As the corner kick is unsuccessful as the FA Euro goalie makes a fantastic leaping save
and that is the end of the game.
Final score FA Euro 3, Malloy 1.
I thank you for putting up with me for all of this time.
I wish it was goodbye but it's not because we have two.
Count them two interviews coming up with FA Euro players so we're going to take a quick break
and we'll be right back here on the I-95 Sports in Entered Experiment Radio Network.
We're going to take the interviews so instead of going live I'm going to once again thank you for spending your Saturday afternoon with all of us.
By all of us I mean Billy, Bobby, me, the entire FA Euro family, the Malloy family and my personal family.
They also thank you for putting up with me for the last hour.
He's Billy on The Craft. We'll see you Tuesday at 7.30 right here on the I-95 Sports in Entertainment Radio Network.
I don't want a picture.
