You
Good afternoon, mr.
Haunted drunk right so mr.
Handy tool could you um could you tell me a little bit about yourself and why you think you'd be a good addition for this company?
Oh, well, I've always been interested in computers ever since I was very young
Also, I recently just graduated top of my class. Oh, and I have certificates from Microsoft Cisco and international systems
Well, he's pure to be very qualified for this position and your resume looks in good order. Thank you very much and
We'd like to have you on board. Oh, that's fantastic. I look forward to this opportunity. Well, it's been a pleasure meeting you today
Hey, man, how'd they any of you go? It's not well Mac. Oh well, I don't understand. I was confident
I have the experience. I just just what I just froze you froze on the handshake didn't you just when it comes to handshakes?
You know, yeah, but I thought you would have overcome this by now. Yeah, I just I
Don't know
Ons what?
Whenever we bring this up, man. Look, I was only able to get you two interviews. Okay now
You fucked up that last one. You have two weeks to prepare for the next one. Okay?
No, no, I really appreciate what you're doing for me. I really do. All right. I'm gonna come by and help you out. Okay? Fuck off
Hey neighbor
Hey
Hey
Hey, man, what's up? Hey
You know Mac today's the day I'm gonna do it. I'm going to overcome this fear. All right, so what I was thinking was like
What the hell is that doing here? Oh?
That's a sex doll. I know what it is Hans. I asked what I was doing here
Well, let's hear for practice practice. Yeah. Oh, no, no, not that kind of practice
You know practice for the handshaking. I thought that's what I was here for. Oh well
Yeah, but later when I get more used to it
Okay, but why is it wearing a tie? Oh, she couldn't just be sitting there naked the whole time. This way it's less weird, you know
I'm much less weird and you also refer to as a she. Well, she is a woman and her name is uh,
Judy
You just named the inflatable sex doll Judy. Oh, it helps with formalities, you know like hello Judy nice to meet you then
She
Just be on weird man
All right, so this is my actual idea now if this doesn't work then you're fucked now reach out your hand
Okay, you got it. Yeah. Yeah, I think so. All right now take the blindfold off with the other hand
Hey, how's it going?
You do man got like one more lap to go. How's this supposed to help me again? It's not
Want to see if you actually do it fuck you man
Hey neighbor
Thank you, mr. Neighbor, thank you. Hey neighbor
Are you Hans? Yeah, come with me, please you can do this
Please take a seat mr. Honda drunk. Wow, yeah, you're the first person to say my last name correctly
Well Hans we do very thorough research before we consider applicants for interviews and it appears you are very qualified for this position and
Your resume looks in good order. Thank you very much
And we'd love to have you on board. That's fantastic. I'm really looking forward to this opportunity. It was a pleasure to meet you, mr
Shake my hand
Just shake shake shake my hands shake shake my hands just shake my fucking hand
Want to see if you'd actually do it fuck that fuck lunches
Cheers Judy
So come here often
Judy you're hilarious
You are just a jokester aren't you can straight up comedian getting the tan and everything hit a big time
