you
you
to camping
Oh my God.
What the fuck.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
What the fuck.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
What the fuck.
Shit, shit, shit.
What the fuck?
What's that?
God damn it!
What the fuck is that?
Oh, oh, wonderful.
God.
This is fucking awesome, man.
Oh, shit.
Bad luck to kill a coyote.
Mike!
Mike!
Stop fucking around!
That's cool.
Hey! That story messed up?
Derek, I think it's done.
We'll be right back.
Y'all going potty?
Can I watch?
Well, honestly...
What the hell's wrong with you?
What do you mean?
You're doing it again.
Staring off into the distance like a serial killer or something?
You're spooking the chicks out, man.
I'm not.
That's why you never get any.
Bitch, I got mad game.
That's not what I heard.
You see all the seros checking me out?
I'm telling you.
Later tonight, if I'm going...
Okay, there's nothing out there.
What do you mean?
Shit.
Hey, hey, hey.
It's a coyote.
I think I can hit the little fucker.
What? Don't shoot it?
You just got the insane it was bad luck to kill...
What the fuck, Mike?
I think I got him.
That's just great.
You're drunk.
There's no reservation in your shooting coyote.
Stop your bitching.
You're all a bunch of pussy.
Let go of me, jerk.
You could sleep with Derek tonight.
You're a bitch.
What?
You really have no idea, do you?
You're completely oblivious to the fact that you're a total ass.
Ladies checks?
Dude.
Are you out of your mind?
We can go to prison for having a firearm on the reservation.
Don't be such a pussy.
People shoot coyotes all the time.
It's even legal, genius.
Not on the reservation.
Besides, how can you justify killing a sacred animal?
Sacred?
There are millions of them.
Besides, those things have rabies and all sorts of fucked up shit.
They're like pigeons.
Nobody cares.
I'm going to look for it.
You coming?
Hey.
Hey.
Are you ready to get laid?
You're not my type.
That's not what I heard.
Look, I'm going to go sleep with Vicki.
And I'm sure Sarah's going to get tired of watching.
After a while, she's going to show up here hornier than hell.
You make it sound so easy.
Oh, it is.
If I don't show up,
I just got twice as lucky as you.
What's up?
You don't have to rub it in.
What are you talking about?
All right. You're the man.
Happy?
Where is she, Derek?
Stop fucking around.
I'm not buying it.
Serious?
She left last night while Vicki and I were making out.
This isn't funny, man.
I'm not fucking around.
Fuck!
Sarah!
Sarah!
Maybe she slept in the car.
That doesn't make sense.
I had been freezing out here last night.
She's got to be around here somewhere.
Derek, go search around the campsite.
Vicki and I are going to look by the truck.
Go! Go!
Fucking go!
Sarah!
Go!
Oh, God.
Mike.
What are we going to do?
Mike!
I don't know.
I don't fucking know.
Shut the fuck up.
What did you do?
You fucking shot him?
We were fucking with you.
We were just fucking with you because of the coyote.
But you're covered in blood.
It's from the coyote!
Okay, we need to...
We need to get the hell out of here.
We need to grab Sarah and get the hell out of here.
You better tell me what the fuck is going on here!
We were just having some fun with you.
We thought it would be funny, you know,
to play around with you a bit,
so this morning Sarah hid while Mike and I told you
she was missing.
Let's see.
I wouldn't be pointing a gun at you.
Think about it.
We're on his land.
I'm covered in blood.
We gotta get the fuck out of here.
We gotta grab Sarah and leave.
Derek, we gotta go!
Sarah!
Sarah!
She probably heard the gunshot and went back to camp.
No, we gotta find her.
We gotta find her and go.
Chill out, okay?
What the fuck? It's Vicky.
No, Mike!
Dammit!
Hey, we don't need this right now!
Hey!
Hey, slow down!
What's going on?
No, and I hit that thing.
And I hit her in the head.
Let's try to get you out.
Stay still.
Derek, go find Sarah and get the truck.
You gotta go.
Go, man!
Stay still.
Stay still.
Come on, man.
I thought you were dead.
We gotta go. We gotta grab the car and go.
Wait, I heard a gunshot. What's going on?
Where's Mike and Vicky?
Vicky's hurt. We need to grab him.
She's fine. Look, I'll explain everything later,
but now we have to go.
We gotta go.
Where's the car?
Where's the car?
Derek, where's the car?
I don't know!
Come on!
Where's the truck?
It doesn't matter. Just get in the truck.
Derek, get in the fucking truck!
Don't worry, Sarah. It's going to be okay.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
