Let's take a look at how an award-winning film gets made.
Ducktape.
That's the theme of this year's film contest.
All we need to do?
Make a short commercial.
The hero befriends the Martian princess who reveals to him their secret weakness.
And a lurgic reaction to Ducktape.
What's next on our agenda?
Casting.
Alas, poor Yorick.
I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy.
Yorick, I will avenge you.
You killed my father.
Prepare to die.
This is an Oscar Wilde monologue?
Well, I improved it a little bit.
I thought it could do with a little more cathode, but no, no, stay.
Why are you undermining my authority?
I...
Yeah, better question.
What are you doing here?
I don't remember inviting you.
I have a right to make sure you don't screw up my movie.
It's in our contract.
There is no such contract.
Our applied contract.
Hey, uh, do I have the part?
No, no, you're awful.
Go away.
If you don't change your attitude, I will have him star.
Think about it.
Oh, good mic.
Yo, go get me some coffee.
No, I'm auditioning.
You can't act in a PA.
I don't want a PA.
I only joined because I thought I'd be learning about production, but I've just been getting
you coffee.
I want to act.
But you can't act.
To be or not to be.
That is the question, whether it's just nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows
of our acts.
Oh, my mic, the coffee, remember, two shots at the best.
He's never going to make it in this business.
Come in.
Hi.
Hello.
I'm Gabrielle, and I'm going to perform something that I bring.
All right.
And I was eating cereal this one time, and I just started crying because I just had an
awful breakup, you know?
And it made me think, what is life?
Like, why does anything matter?
Are we all just empty spoons in life, desperately searching for our cornflakes?
Wow, so this is really not the turnout we were expecting.
Why are you here?
I mean, why do you want to be in this thing?
Yeah.
Ever since I was a little kid, I would run around, and every Halloween, I'd get my alien
planner costume on, and I would just go up and down the block, and I felt so alive.
I told myself, ever since I was six years old, I'd say, Mom, Dad, when I grow up, I'm
going to be the best alien that ever lived.
Ever.
Not even.
No.
No.
When the camera starts rolling, they'll see.
They'll see.
I mean, honestly, I think I have final say in the script.
As director in artistic art.
You are?
My neighbor.
Well, later, we'll show us what you got.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Well, he does seem like an alien.
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Don't do it, workout.
So,
Thank you.
