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Oh, hello my friends and welcome to the basement sublet of
horror
I'm your host Gunther Dadman back with you again. I just was finishing off a lovely little Asian meal here
Yes, why you say well? Well hordes of you've written in because you want to see another one of Gamera's repetitious films
Oh God, Gamera, you know, you don't believe me. Well, just take a look
There you see I'm just getting to the part of the Asian meal
I enjoy the most and that is the fortune cookie. So let's see what my fortune will say for tonight
Let's take a look here. Ah
Well, it says beware a warning from space. Well tonight's movie was destroy all plants and it is a Gamera film and
Wanting from space. Well, it's a much better film. You know what to do. Well, I don't really want to show Gamera
I'm tired of that. Hey, I installed a rewind button a few months ago. Let's rewind the show and start it over again
Here we go
Well, we'll just take this one out here. Yes, there we go and then we'll replace all that's much better much better
Ah, yes. Well fast-forwarding like that always makes me a little dizzy. So, well, oh, so we've gotten rid of
Gamera and destroy all plants and we're gonna go with warning from space from 1956 directed by Koji Shima
And everyone's written in said way. You never show any films that have any real stars in it
So well tonight we have a film with real star power off we go
Ah
Everybody front and center
Front and center
If I have a heart attack in the next few minutes, you'll all know why
Well, I'll see you about seven. Okay
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Thanks
Hey
Just one of those days. That's all Arthur. Huh?
One of those magic days. Doctor
You suppose is any truth to these, you know, these reports that are circulating about the flying saucers
Really total don't you think you're jumping to conclusions and don't forget it
I'm flying saucer
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
Is
That looks like the one night fight it looks familiar doesn't it
familiar doesn't it. That was no meteor. Oh you're right. Whatever it is it wasn't
a meteor I'm sure of that. But what was it I must have more data before I can
formulate a theory about the Kimura if I could be the flying saucer. Might have
been a saucer. I can't see it isn't I'll get back at once it gives you a jolt
sometimes when it hits you to come on up.
Well take over for me.
Welcome. Number one. Say are you a new supervisor or something. No.
Well if the manager comes back here and finds me yapping with if the manager
comes back I'll simply do this. Sometimes it's hard to figure out why things
happen the way they do but sometimes there's a very simple answer. Got the
idea. To not have some ideas we can make a
immediate contact with one of us. I will be lucky to capture one of us but I did
manage to obtain this license to come. It seems dangerous but time is
desperately short. We have no choice. We will prepare the transducer at once. Good
luck number one. The fate of Hiram rests with you. Say how about my super duper
special. Wait for me.
This is a doozy of a job for one guy. Maybe I can help.
You fixed your hair and have on a pretty dress. You've even found a book on what
to do to make people like you and you've made up your mind not to act like an
outsider.
We just make a party out of it OK let's have a Friday night is that OK with
everybody. Just grand. It's late let's go on. Something
there. I don't know. Let's give her a try. She may not be so bad. We don't even
know her. Can't you just see you're not opening your mouth all evening sitting
there like a pole. She's still alive. Yes just. She's a funny girl I don't think she
likes us say what's the matter with us maybe more than you think. I don't know.
I think. I think that.
Mr. Osora. Mr. Osora. Just a moment.
Could we have a moment?
Yes, of course.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Could we have a statement on the accident?
Do what?
A girl nearly drowned today at Niko. She was shot double.
My daughter?
Yes.
Some things afoot.
I keep hearing strange noises that apparently are coming from outside of my house.
I'll investigate that in a few moments. We'll find out what's going on here.
By the way, that transformation sequence where the Perian star creature turns into the human.
Well, anyway, that's a direct withdrawal from another film.
Actually, an older film, kind of a favorite of mine, called Metropolis,
where a woman, well, actually a robot is transformed into a woman.
Yes, that's right. That's where it went.
Well, anyway, both of these films, the Metropolis and Warning from Space,
I think they tie to the amount of overacting.
Nope. Okay. All right. I'm sorry. You're watching The Basement Sublet of Horror.
Ah, yes. Well, tonight's film features costumes designed by the famous Japanese avant-garde designer,
Okamoto Toro. I believe that's her name.
Anyway, so she designed those lovely star, you know, creature things.
But anyway, well, you know, she also designed costumes for, well, you know, many other stars.
Why don't you bring the sandwiches? Okay. I'll get Mother to make some potato salad.
Thank you. Yeah.
Apparently, the girl remembers nothing at all. She can't even remember her name.
It's amnesia, of course, classic case.
I feel sorry for her.
We'll have to try to identify her.
Yes, but that won't be easy if she has amnesia.
Gee, you must think I'm pretty silly.
Do you want me to come along? No, thank you.
Well, why in the world's marathon?
I don't know.
Suppose we said something?
Initial phase of infiltration, a complete success.
What's the matter with you? Why is everyone else having such a good time when you're not?
Why do they always leave you out?
Aren't you kitten?
Through the door.
That's why Susan, that doesn't make sense.
I can't hear you at all.
You are concentrating.
Oh, what are you doing?
It'd be different if she just put herself out a little bit.
Oh, no, she's too wrapped up in herself for that.
Destroying Miss Formula before it is too late.
Well, that notebook's confidential. You have no business looking at it.
No, but now I know I must destroy it.
Do you realize the danger such energy potential entails?
What's that?
I think she's stuck up. She won't even speak to me, and I sit right behind her.
You mean you understand that formula?
Yes, I do.
Neurium 101, the super explosive.
So strong that even the H-bomb in comparison is a toy.
Why you? How do you know this?
When the time comes, you will have your answer.
Meanwhile, think about this. There's only evil in power used destructively.
Maybe it'd be better if you would just lie down.
For you to talk to me like that.
And in any case, my formula was intended for peace, not destruction.
It's purely theoretical.
I don't think she's stuck up.
So, I came right over. Thank goodness.
What's going on?
That's just what I want to know. Why are you all so excited?
Why?
Because I just witnessed something uncanny.
What is it? What happened?
She took just one look at my formula and understood it.
You know those complicated equations?
And all of a sudden, she just jumps up and leaves.
Who's Susan James Smith?
Oh, you know that quiet girl in our home room.
You mean that girl?
Of course.
That settles it. I'm convinced she's not human.
Huh?
You thought they were talking about you.
Oh, no, we can't ask her. She's a creep.
This is rather far-fetched, isn't it?
Surely you're not serious.
I am quite serious. I was suspicious from the beginning.
You remember at the lake, the doctor who examined her
said that she had an abnormally high white blood cell count.
Yet she was apparently in perfect health.
Still, none of this really proves anything.
Well, I didn't get through to them.
No?
Then what's your theory that she's really some kind of a monster?
Beyond any doubt, she's certainly not human.
A creature from another world in disguise.
You could really help them.
Why don't they ask you?
Even in things you're good at, why do they make you the outsider?
And apparently, also she is able to dematerialize
and pass through closed doors.
Is that enough evidence for you?
Assuming that you're right. And she is from another planet.
Why is she here?
I'm afraid only she can answer that.
This is your big moment.
The moment you've been waiting for.
This is your chance to show the gang what you really are.
I want to have fun with them. I want...
Oh, what's the use? Nobody can help me.
You are not human.
I am sure now.
Cindy! Come on in, Cindy.
Yes, we'll have to finish the game tomorrow afternoon.
Tomorrow? I'm going to Mary's party tomorrow, aren't you?
A party? Why, I didn't even...
No, I don't like parties. I never have any fun at parties.
I was kind of hoping you'd go.
Parties are more fun when all your friends are there.
Cindy!
Well, I'd better go. I'll see you. Here's your ball.
No, your theory was correct. Only in appearance am I as human being.
Then please explain. Why are you here?
Oh, where did you come from?
All right. I come from another planet, as Dr. is so big gift.
Pyra.
Pyra?
And what's Cindy and we know it under?
Pyra is unknown to the earth.
Otherwise known as the old grind, the old rat race, or what have you?
We are situated exactly opposite you on the other side of the sun.
The sun is always between us.
Well, then how did you know we existed?
You've been snooping on me.
Our explorers discovered Earth long ago. We have observed you for thousands of years.
Preposterous! Surely you're exaggerating the amount of time.
Actually, we made landings over 4,000 years ago.
Our civilization is far more advanced than yours.
We have had an observation satellite scanning Earth for several centuries.
You know it, as the asteroid heard me.
Mother, why do you suppose Mary didn't invite me to her party?
Are you sure you didn't get an invitation?
Maybe they thought I wouldn't want to go to a party.
They probably thought I wouldn't know how to act.
Hey, no. Your name's Cindy, not Cinderella.
You will get an invitation to the party.
There's just been some mix-up.
Wait and see.
Oh, it's not important anyhow.
Good night, Mother.
Good night, Cindy.
But I still don't see why you destroyed my notes today.
And how you knew what the formula was as soon as you saw it?
Because pyrons made this discovery years ago.
Although it was never used because it was so hard to control.
We did not need so powerful an explosive.
Deurium is so strong even in microscopic quantities it is dangerous.
It can only be handled in a magnetic field.
Since our culture does not recognize aggression, we destroyed the formula.
Oh, this is fascinating, but you haven't told us what you are doing here.
We're talking about having a party over here at my house Friday night.
Not a real big one, just a bunch of us.
Everybody's bringing something to eat.
Who saved the Earth from destruction.
Destruction.
I do not exaggerate.
Unless we cooperate to prevent it, both our planets are doomed.
Oh, forget Earth.
Let's all go over losses and look at television.
Yeah, let's go, dear.
Although we were aware of Earth's existence,
we did not reveal ourselves until this threat of catastrophe made it necessary.
Because powder and Earth's share orbits,
our astronomers realized that Earth's danger also menaced us.
We have always been in contact.
But until now, we did not reveal ourselves to you because we did not need to.
But being human, you can also be thoughtless,
and sometimes it'll...
But well, we all have our bad days, don't we?
What is this disaster?
This catastrophe, you speak of, that threatens to destroy us all?
We have been keeping track of a runaway planet from another galaxy.
Now we are positive it is on a collision course with Earth.
We also know that if we cooperate,
there is a good chance we can succeed in preventing the collision.
We've got to get someone else.
All right, we'll ask Miss Hatfield.
Sure, she'd be fine.
There is one possibility we have thought of.
If you can induce those nations with stockpiles of atomic weapons to cooperate,
it might be possible to use them in a garage to change the planet's course.
Will it work? Do you think so?
Theoretically, such a gigantic blast should affect the speed and direction of the planet,
and of this the collision.
We have to try.
We should appeal at once.
What's going on?
Cindy! Cindy!
Wake up, Cindy!
What? Who's there?
I don't see anybody.
Of course you didn't.
Anybody? I'm your fairy godmother.
Sure.
Quiet, please.
Just a second.
Can I have your attention?
Dr. Matsuda?
Yes.
Are you guys here for a statement?
As you all know,
the World Congress has refused our request for aid.
And why?
One of those magic days,
from certain questions that you've been carrying around with you for a long time,
only come out in the open and strange things happen.
Naturally, we're disappointed,
but we're sure we're right and we'll be vindicated.
Not only about pirates,
but also the Earth's annihilation through this planet,
they compute us on a collision course with us.
There is now only one thing left,
to make our own preparations,
while trying to get the others to listen,
so that the World Congress is ready to act when they agree.
You don't believe me?
Well, that's up to you.
I just thought you might want to go to that party.
Oh, I do, I do.
We've got some work to do, we've got to get you ready.
Oh, but I wasn't invited to the party.
They probably thought I'd rather play basketball or go fishing or...
Well, you've been invited, all right.
I've seen to that.
And I'm going with you, but you mustn't tell anyone.
Not even Dennis?
Well, maybe we'd better tell Dennis.
I'm feeling he's going to need my help, too.
Oh, please, sit down.
Thank you.
I'm sorry I cannot give you much time,
but I am in a bit of a hurry.
All right, Doctor.
I will be quite brief.
Oh, thank you.
I'll get right to the point.
I want to buy your formula.
How much do you want for it?
I do buy it.
I doubt if you're aware, Doctor, just how valuable it is.
Mrs. Ida, who are you?
A most unselfish friend, let us say.
Oh, I'm sorry.
But what could you do with it?
Sell it to one of my clients.
It's not a traitor, are you?
Traitor.
But I'm not a Japanese.
And why are you?
As I said, a friend.
I want no such friend.
Get out.
You are not welcome in this house.
I'm sorry to see you take that attitude, Doctor.
Get out of this house at once.
Till we meet again, Doctor.
I think that Planet R, the Planet R from the film, actually exists.
That's right, a parallel planet on the opposite side of the sun.
And I have a theory that if you jump the right fast enough,
you can actually stare around the sun and see Planet R from behind there.
Well, actually, what will happen is you'll probably fall over or hurt yourself
or go blind from staring into the sun.
Hey, what was that?
Did you hear that?
Did you hear that?
There it is again.
That's some weird noise.
Well, we'll find out about that later.
You take a break.
You're watching The Basement Sablet of Horror.
The Perian Aliens.
Because of the success of the Godzilla films,
where they had towering Japanese monsters destroying cities,
well, the Perian Aliens were really kind of anti-climatic after that
and human size.
So in the ad campaign for the U.S. release of this film,
well, they showed the aliens as being huge, giant creatures
towering over the city, crushing everything in their path.
There it is, exactly as predicted.
Professor, how soon before we collide?
50 days from today.
But we'll be scorched long before then.
Hurry up or you'll be late.
But the party isn't until this afternoon.
It is this afternoon.
Oh, what a mess.
Oh, well, that's why I have the magic wand.
Ready?
Oh, but this isn't my very best dress.
Oh, now look.
You're not going to the party to show off your clothes,
but you should be clean and neat when you go to the party.
Can't we provide shelter from the heat?
It might help for a time.
But our only hope to avoid collision is blasting it off course
with atomic and hydrogen bombs.
OK.
So it's up to me.
Special bulletin.
According to reports just received,
the World Congress has convened an emergency session
to reconsider Japan's proposal for the use of atomic weapons
against planet Earth.
Nobody can help you?
Maybe you can.
May I have your attention?
As chief of police, I shall issue orders to evacuate the city of Tokyo.
You think we're running our rest home here?
Why are you always the one who's out of step?
Is there something to matter with you?
Not the Komura.
What is it, Toro?
His velocity seems to have increased, doctor.
If acceleration continues, we'll soon see this planet of ours with a naked eye.
All right then, Toro, let's move everything to shelter.
Yes, sir.
We better hurry now.
We don't want to be late.
Ready?
Here we go to marry.
Let me go.
Why let go of me?
All right, that'll do.
Sato.
I told you we'd meet again.
What's the meaning of this?
Why have you brought me here?
To let you reconsider my offer.
I'll reconsider nothing.
I am ready to make a very generous offer.
You could live like a king in South America, for instance.
Let me go, I tell you.
I've no interest in your office.
I'm afraid you don't understand, doctor.
I really want your formula.
People here tell me what, but you are not going to get one single word of that formula for me.
You're really difficult to convince.
Who's a creep?
Who are they talking about?
Just what good will the formula do you when the planet aqua lights with us?
And we're all dead.
Make you talk.
Here we are.
Oh, I hope everyone is already here.
I hate to be the first one.
I don't blame you.
No one likes to sit and wait for a party to start.
And a party can't really get going until everyone arrives.
So whenever you go to a party, Cindy always.
Be on time.
And when the clock says it's time to go home,
be sure to leave on time.
That's important.
Am I a close turn like Cinderella?
Oh, no.
But you can spoil the fun of a party if you try to make it last too long
so that everyone gets tired and bored.
Come on, Janet.
Oh, look, here comes some of the others now.
We're all getting here at the same time.
Where'd you go?
Hi, Cindy.
Who are you talking to?
Oh, no.
And I was just thinking out loud, I guess.
Hi, Janet.
Hi, Cindy.
I see.
Thank you.
I think you'd better come on over yourself now.
Yes.
Hello?
Hello?
I should have left several hours ago to come over here.
What's taking so long?
Hi.
Cindy and Bill, so glad you could come.
I'm going to lend you.
Cindy.
Well, hi, Dennis.
I thought you weren't coming to the party.
I wasn't, but you'll see her, then you'll understand.
See her?
See who?
See me.
What?
If the World Congress doesn't act, and they haven't yet, there's only one chance.
And that's his formula.
But even if we get the formula now, no one knows how to produce it.
Do you have a revised estimate?
Collision within 20 days, sir.
We must appeal to the World Congress again.
I don't understand what they could be waiting for.
She's going to help us enjoy the party.
You are?
Certainly.
See, they're setting up for a game of musical chairs.
Oh, but I don't like them.
There.
That's the way to have fun at a party.
Join in the game.
A party calls for teamwork.
Or nobody will have any fun unless everyone joins in.
So join in wholeheartedly in any game suggested.
And you'll all have a lot more fun.
Attention, please.
An important announcement.
The World Congress, in special meaning, just ended, has reversed its decision on the Japanese proposal to divert Planet R.
At 8 p.m. Japan time, they will launch an atomic garage against the intruder.
Wonderful.
At last, finally.
Hooray for our side.
What is happening?
Doctor, what is it?
They had no effect.
Nothing at all happened.
Oops.
Remember now.
Don't be too noisy or rough.
And don't break things.
Gee, thanks.
Yeah, and you lost your chair, too.
You're out of the game.
That's what you get for bumping into things.
Oh, she's only kidding.
I know.
But...
Don't tease or make fun of others.
Not even your very best friend.
They might not understand.
Why, if they thought you were serious, their feelings would be hurt.
And then neither of you would have any fun.
Now, would you?
All right, fair dial, mother.
Uh-oh, the music's starting.
What do I do?
Why, just what you have been doing.
Obey the rules of the game, and be a good loser.
Bye now.
Hey, that was fun.
Actually, you won.
Sure she did.
But here, Cindy.
You show him what I whispered in your ear.
Just as I sat down in the chair, she said,
Be a good winner.
And she was.
See how much fun it is when you join in the games in the right ways?
I just hope I can remember the right ways you've shown us.
That's easy.
Just remember your manners.
Be polite.
And above all, be considerate of others.
So have fun together.
We all want more than we're getting, and that's good.
Forget it.
We all grumble now and then.
Yes, the back door.
I've been trying to find the source of it.
I'm going to go outside.
Well, I'm not really going to go outside.
I'm going to open the door and see if I can find out what that sound is.
One more thing I forgot to tell the people of Kansas City hello,
and thank you for watching.
So we're going to go outside and take a look.
You're watching the basement sublet of horror.
Was it horror?
Horror.
Oh, horror.
Horror.
Horror.
Oh, well, never mind.
Well, find out what's making this noise and interrupting my show.
Let's see.
Oh, there.
Gamera.
Yes, I saw you.
You come out now.
Yes, Gamera.
I saw you come out now.
You're back there.
Come on.
Okay.
Gamera, what is going on?
Oh, just because I didn't show your movie,
you're going to throw a fit and interrupt the movie?
I'm showing you.
That's just deplorable, Gamera.
Have you ever seen one of your movies?
That's how...
Gamera, put that child down.
Yes.
Spin him out.
Spin him out.
Thank you.
Anyway, yes.
Well, I just want you to get on.
Get on.
I'm just tired of you, Gamera.
I have no patience for you anymore.
Go.
Just go.
That's it.
Go.
Goodbye, Gamera.
Goodbye.
Get away.
Once and for all.
I'm never showing you one of your films again.
Goodbye, you fucking deado.
He's coming back.
Uh-oh.
No.
No.
No.
No, Gamera.
I didn't mean...
I didn't mean...
Oh, I'm sorry, Gamera.
Ow.
Ow.
He pooped on my house.
Gamera.
Fiend.
I will get you for this, Gamera.
Oh, I'm never showing anything of yours again.
Ow.
I'm never going to get my security deposit back now.
Ow.
Now I understand what that fortune cookie was trying to tell me.
It said, beware of warning from space.
Well, it was actually warning me about Gamera.
Well, I should have listened.
Well, anyway.
That isn't often that a celebrity gives you a gift, though.
So I guess you have to get what you can take.
Oh, Gamera.
Gamera.
Gioito, Gamera.
Uh, it's awful.
It's scorching out of there.
We might still have a chance.
We're talking about having a party over here at my house Friday night.
They plan parties together and do homework together.
And they all choose chocolate ice cream cones.
Hello, everybody.
Cheer up.
I think we are going to be able to help you.
But where is Dr. Matsuda?
Matsuda?
He's been missing for over a month.
You know who we are?
He's you.
Dr. Matsuda's wearing one of our rings.
Sitting there like a pole.
Why can't she relax?
Well, look close, he wears.
Each ring is a combined radio receiver transmitter
and made of special material to show well on radar.
Come.
Come on, you guys.
We've got another game.
Thanks, Mom.
Let's go.
Come on, over here.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Come on.
Come on, come on.
Doctor, are you all right, ma'am?
Listen to me, then.
We've managed to get together the equipment for a uranium bomb,
but we have to have the formula.
Where's...
Here I am.
Wait a minute, don't write anything.
I bet I know what you were going to tell us.
Remember our table manners when eating.
Oh, now you spoiled my phone.
I wanted to write it for you.
Now you won't think I've been any help to you.
Oh, you've been a big help, fairy godmother.
I've enjoyed the party, so go ahead and write it for us if you want to.
Sure, we want you to write it for us.
You do? May I?
Remember your table manners.
You didn't really need my help.
You knew it already.
I guess you don't need me anymore.
I may as well be going.
Oh, no!
Oh, yes.
You can't see or hear fairies unless you meet them.
And you don't need me anymore.
But you will remember to leave on time, won't you?
And you'll remember to thank the hostess.
And whenever we go to any more parties,
we'll remember to be clean and neat and to be on time.
And we'll be considerate of others, too.
We'll join in the games.
You'll always have fun, then,
because parties are fun when everyone is considerate of others.
Goodbye, now.
Don't go.
Don't go.
Don't go.
Doctor, what happened to you?
I'm okay.
I'm done.
Are you hurt?
What happened?
Can't you see?
Nobody come to my party.
They're having a party of their own.
And I'm not in on it.
Ashuki, you're here now. You'll be all right.
You'll be all right.
Attention, Earthmen.
Attention, Earthmen.
Fire on satellite calling.
The new superweapon is ready.
Dr. Matsuda told us exactly what was needed.
His theoretical knowledge and our technical skills
enabled us to make it...
We have done it.
We are preparing to launch the missile now.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
Baby missiles.
Begin countdown. Earthmen, watch this.
Oh, I believe I've changed my mind.
I want a chocolate ice cream cone, too.
Yes, let's watch.
Listen.
I...
Countdown.
Eight.
Seven.
Six.
Five.
Three.
Four.
One.
Two.
Zero.
I think I've...
It's done it.
Don't go.
Cindy.
Don't go.
Wake up, Cindy.
Oh, Mother, I just dreamed that...
Cindy, here's Mary's sister, Nancy.
She just came by to tell you
that she was supposed to deliver your invitation
to Mary's party three days ago.
But she forgot.
Wasn't it nice of her to come by so early this morning
to tell you about it?
Oh, yes.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you so much.
Oh, and it's...
Anyway, that's the last of the...
Oh, Mother.
Oh, that turtle.
He's so rank.
Oh, hello, my friends.
What am I doing?
Well, this is the last bit of
Gamera's poop for my roof.
Yes, I shoveled it all off,
and I had a brainstorm
during the last part of the movie,
and I decided, well,
I'd package it all up,
and I would post it on one of those
online auction sites.
That's right.
Sell it all off.
Why?
Well, you won't believe what people
will pay for this crap.
That's it for our movie tonight,
Warning from Space.
I apologize to all you
Gamera fans out there.
You know, well, maybe someday
I will break down
and actually show a Gamera film,
but I doubt it.
So, until next week,
when we have another movie,
good night, my friends.
Good night.
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