Hi, neighbor! I'm Gia from 725. I know this is super cliche of me, but could I borrow
a cup of sugar? Oh, I see you noticed Jason. Say hi, Jason! He'll be here in just a few
more weeks. Um, so can I get that cup of sugar? Right. Yes. Come in. This is a lovely
home. Is it just you? Nope. I have a Rosita. Are you okay? You look like you're
going to throw up. I can't. You? Should I get a bucket or something? I'm pregnant. So very
pregnant. Yes, I'm 32 weeks along now. Don't worry. I'm not going to go into labor in your
living room. I can tell you're not very comfortable with babies. Babies. Inside of people. It's
babies inside of people. What? There is something very extraterrestrial about
having another creature in your fallopian tube. It's the uterus and it's a
beautiful, miraculous, natural circle of life. Look lady, I saw the Lion King and
ain't all pretty. You're basically hosting a parasite. Did you just call my baby a
parasite? And it's inside of you taking up all kinds of space, kicking organs,
poking all over the place like it's trying to escape. Jason is just trying to
stretch. Jason looks like a scene from Poltergeist. Hey, that is my child you're
talking about. I don't care how many alien movies you've watched. Well, you guys
isn't really an alien movie. Look, you have no idea how hard it is for me. You're
uncomfortable? Every crevice of my body is swollen. For some reason it smells
like anchovies and pool water everywhere I go. I haven't seen my feet in weeks and I
have to come all the way over here to borrow a cup of sugar because my husband
has no concept of what a sweet do this. If I have wanted a cup of fruit instead of
the triple fudge caramel sundae that I asked for, I wouldn't have said that, Charles!
I'm going to need that plant back.
