I really thought this guy was okay.
I'm done with men.
Yeah, I've shed my last year for those cruel selfish bastards.
Yeah, but I know.
So what about women?
What about them?
Do you ever think that you might be barking up the wrong tree?
Binding all the wrong trunks?
I'm sure I've been climbing the wrong trunks, but I do want trunks.
You never thought that it might be like this.
You can stop right there.
No, it's too late. I saw like a lunge in your eye. I have an idea.
Excuse me. Hi.
My latte isn't really latte enough.
Can I get a fresh one?
Thanks.
Yay, free latte.
All right, the plan.
Let's see.
Monday, I have you like the Kate. Tuesday, dinner with Lindsay.
Wednesday, Donna. Thursday, Jeanine. Friday, Martin and Saturday.
Out.
Aw, why so droopy, dog?
I can't believe I'm doing this.
I'm not sure I feel comfortable.
Honey, don't worry. You'll be fine.
Where's that meat with my latte?
Jill?
Hi.
Hi, I'm Kate.
I can't believe I'm finally meeting you.
Oh my God, I'm so nervous. I just have the craziest day today, but I know this is going to be a great day,
because when your day is as crazy as mine was, oh my God, it's got it in on a good note.
Should I press that one?
Oh, I was almost. Wait, am I late? What am I late? You have a lunch?
Oh, did you see that woman's shoes? Oh my God, thank you.
I'm sorry.
Hey, Rich. Hey, how are we going so far? Yeah, not so good. I really don't think this is a good idea. I'm sorry.
But you're doing a nice date already.
No, but she is late, and I'm not sure.
Not sure. Not sure what?
Hi. Hi, Jill, right?
Yeah.
No, I don't usually go on blind dates, but I just think it's very hot.
So I figured, what the heck? How bad can it be?
This ice cream is incredible. I've never had pistachio before.
Really? It's my favorite. You know, my last girlfriend was a total nightmare. Really territorial. I mean, if I haven't looked at another girl, she'll just flip out.
Oh, I know what you mean exactly. My last boyfriend was just like that.
Boyfriend?
So you're by. Oh, I don't know. I'm just sort of trying it out again.
Trying it out? Are you kidding?
I'm sorry. I thought Rachel would have...
I didn't. I'm sorry, Jill, but I'm not some new flavor of ice cream for you to try.
Good luck with whatever it is you're trying to achieve.
I probably should have warned you. Marta can be a fit for me. But until then, any sparks?
You know, actually, sort of. I mean, it felt like a real date, not just a girlfriend. I think I liked her.
I'm gonna be alone forever, aren't I?
Oh, honey. No. How about you and I take the reservation for tomorrow? Just chill out.
Don't worry. I'll talk to Alex.
Yeah, actually, sounds really great. Thanks, Rachel.
You know, I've had more friends tonight than I've had on any date, male or female. Yeah, me too.
Whoa, what was that?
I don't know. It was weird.
Oh, it's late. I should probably just...
Shit.
One of the reasons my relationships never worked out is that they were never as good as what you and I had.
We gotta come here more often.
Come on, come on.
So, back to my place for some plain old vanilla?
Shit.
Well, you're saying a vanilla.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
