Come on in. Hi. Hi. It's so good to see you. Great to see you too. Well, it's my party.
Cheers. Cheers. No, no, not on the glasses. No, not on that table.
My feet are really tired. It's the floor.
Oh, he's probably here. Hi, everybody. Hi, how are you? Hi, how is everything? It's wonderful.
Does this situation look all too familiar? Do you get tired of standing at parties? Do you wish for a place to rest when you get home from work?
Are your back, neck, shoulders, legs, and feet horribly achy and sore?
Do you find that your social gatherings are awkward, frustrating, or even deadly? If not properly addressed, the urge to sit can lead to chaos and even tragedy.
Sherman died that day, and ever since that day, I knew that the only solution was to bring chairs into my life.
I finally have purchased over 7,000 chairs, and now no one will ever get hurt the way Sherman did, ever again, because there's always someone to sit in my home.
Hi, I'm Chip Flatoon. Are you tired of standing around, not having anywhere to sit? Try chairs.
Chairs come in many shapes and sizes, like this one, and this one. I have many chairs here at Chip's chair podium.
Chairs have changed my life. Before, I was standing all the time, and I was so tired. Now, I can sit whenever I want, and I have so much more energy.
I have time and the energy to do the things I love, like running in fields and working.
Hi, I'm Chip Flatoon. My patented chair technology is designed to basically keep your ass off the ground.
Through supportive measures like these legs and supportive beams, your ass is not on the ground. Basically, you have support here for your back, cushioning here for your ass.
This is just a basic chair right here. They come in many different varieties.
We have spinning chairs, rolling chairs, ejector chairs for when you need to get away really fast.
We have trick chairs that you sit in them and they fall. That's a joke. We have all kinds of chairs.
Come on down to Chip Flatoon's chairs and podium.
