I'm gonna make it happen. I'm gonna meet a boy tonight.
June, what am I doing? I don't know how to make it happen.
I've tried googling it and all it said was bat your eyelashes and flip your hair or touch
his arm and whisper in his ear. Or was it touch his hair and whisper in his eye. That sounds
weird.
Come to mama.
June, I think he's-
Yeah, total babe.
Yeah, I know. Watch your life.
Hey, you're handsome.
Oh, hey. You're up.
Hey there. Whatcha drinking?
Oh, just ginger ale. I'm not a big drinker.
Barkey. Another round for me and a ginger ale for the lovely-
Maggie.
Maggie. Pretty name for a pretty lady.
She sees this one as a practice round. What you do is put my hair around my eyelashes.
Maggie. Cheers. Cheers. Drink up.
You know, it's like, why am I even watching this, you know?
I can't imagine making you more unfortunate.
I'm so tired of all these jerks lately. Why can't I just find a nice guy who's nice, loyal,
and horribly awkward to be with?
Like, where are they?
Thanks for that, Universe. You really know how to kick a guy when he's down, don't you?
It's so stupid. I mean, it doesn't even make sense.
They call it gravity, right? But I saw the trailer and they're just like floating out
there. There's no gravity at all.
That's so funny. I never thought about it that way.
I can't watch any more of this.
I think that I need to go.
Yeah, we're supposed to whisper in this.
All right.
Oh my God, that's like fire.
You all right?
I think something's been wrong with the shot.
You're really beautiful. How come I haven't seen you around here before?
Oh, I don't get out very much. Really, I'm not a very big drinker.
Is everything okay?
That's it. I'm hopeless.
Whoa. Dropping like flies tonight, huh?
Can I ask you something? I mean, you've been here all night. What am I doing so wrong?
Well, it's simple. You spend all night talking to a bunch of clowns.
And you should have been paying more attention to your bartender.
Good night.
Jerry.
Pretty serious about stacking this last one, huh?
Yeah. Sorry. I just really like to have my bar in the right order.
I like everything behind the bar square and the appropriate right angle.
We use the same machine. We gotta go.
Yeah, no problem. Sure.
Still at it, huh?
Man's work is never done. More ginger ale?
Oh.
You gotta be kidding me.
Is everything okay?
Yeah, I'm just...
Yeah, I need a minute.
Jerry, maybe you better take a break or sit down for a minute.
Oh, it's Jerry. And I think I'm just... I'm just starting to...
No, I'll be fine. You know what? I'll be just fine.
What's happening?
What's wrong with you? Why are you being such a jerk?
I don't know. This is all just a little bit much for me right now, okay?
Don't you dare!
I'm sorry, Jerry. I didn't mean to. It was an accident.
It was a little unnecessary.
It was an accident. I swear.
Get out.
I didn't mean to...
Get out!
Oh, my God.
That guy was so crazy.
Get out!
Oh, my God.
Okay, listen. If I help you out a little bit, if I go back to being a Super Secret Ghost agent,
can you just relax a little bit and stop following me around and stop hiding under bars?
You make it sound so creepy.
Adam.
Fine. Yes.
Just help me out a little, okay?
I promise I will stop lurking.
Unless absolutely necessary. Deal?
Deal.
Okay. Let's go.
Okay.
