This is me. I'm asleep. Sometimes when I'm asleep, I say things. Things like...
No, you should put the drumsticks in your mouth. Or... Look at them, they're bears.
After being told of my midnight monologues by multiple friends, I decided to start recording myself.
These are some of the things I've said.
Oh my gosh. Get some of the shit.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
The roof.
The roof.
I wish it...
Not worse.
That's where all my fights go.
Shut up.
Shut your fat butt.
Fuck the fuck.
I don't even know how to get rid of it.
Just don't look at us. Don't look at us.
Guys, guys, you act like a bookie.
Guys, you're fuzzy.
Guys, you're fancy.
Right on the line. Right on the line. Right on the line.
Right on the...
Mmm, honey.
And we're ready to make it to the top.
Go, puppy, go.
The other two.
Whoa, bikes.
Make sure you...
Strength? More of your strength?
Yeah.
Once the brown and pretty, and pretty, space food, round the penny too away,
top of the getting rolls.
Mmm, shut.
Heal? Heal, lead, lead, lead.
Do you lullo?
When the lullo, those girls, they have peal, they have penises.
Mmm, that's a crunch.
That's true, bro.
Right.
Catched. Only on mine for catch, fat, not to catch.
Yeah, for fuck's sake.
Big boy? Big boy?
Like big? Like big? Like a big...
Huge.
Want to have some warning?
Warning?
Do you have some warning?
Oh, garbage bin.
I can't believe it.
Well, I think it's a lot.
He was deaf, was deaf.
Excuse the rest of you.
Mmm.
That means...
Yeah.
Baby.
So what does it all mean?
Is there significance to the things I say in my sleep?
Or is it just meaningless rambling,
the insignificant reflex of an unconscious mind?
My guess is the latter.
Thank you for watching.
