Previously on Long Island Divas.
So I showed up a couple minutes early and he was already there.
A tiny dancer to create.
Oh, it was like butter.
Tennis, tan lie.
It's natural.
Like a gentleman, pulls out my stool, I sit down, he pushes my stool in, and he pushes it even a little further.
Normally I wouldn't eat carbs, but with you I feel like I would eat anything.
I mean, I'd like to eat a little bit of you.
I said Spamante.
Yes, man.
You had me at Spoo.
Spamante.
Spamante.
That tan lie is so sexy.
Thank you so much.
Actually, I came in from out by Great Neck.
Do you know where that is?
You are f***ing beautiful.
Oh, thank you so much.
You must zumba a lot, huh?
I try and tone, not bulk.
It's my specialty.
He even knows what zumba is.
We had so much to talk about.
Talking about Long Island.
And then we were talking about 495.
Then we were talking about Southampton.
Then we switched over a little bit and talked a little bit about the North Shore and the North Fork.
A little bit about Glenclough, which is completely switched up.
We talked about the center of Long Island.
Our conversations were non-stop.
Well, not really, Rob.
Last year, my family and I were at it Robert Moses.
Good teeth.
I like that in a girl.
What a gentleman.
He's so beautiful.
I couldn't stop staring at him.
Oh my God.
Bearded bear.
Bearded bear.
So, wait.
Too much about me.
Tell me about you.
You're a songwriter.
More about that.
Then when I think I couldn't get any better, all of a sudden he says,
Do you want me to sing you a song?
I'm like, hello?
Do I want to go to ModSog for the weekend?
Yes!
He's saying all the right things.
He compliments my body.
He says things that we can do together.
It was just a dream come true.
Nothing could get better.
That's offensive.
What's the matter?
He's so beautiful.
Is this foreplay?
Because it's feeling a little bit like foreplay.
Jersey Shore!
You're so forceful.
I'm sorry to black out a little bit.
Hold on a second.
I'll be right back.
Stay here, please.
I'll be right here, baby.
Let's go to the f**k.
It calls me up.
I don't want to f**king pay anything.
One, two, three, four.
Can't get a b**ch.
My life is in danger.
Oh, it's a nightmare.
Next time on my own, Divas.
You're beautiful, but unsatisfied since day one.
You were getting teased and it scarred you when you were younger.
Now you're getting older and you've been on the grind.
Your paper off the scale so you feel like it's time.
So you got a nose job.
That's the primary thing.
People tease you as you're hitting for some reason.
You hit always into high fashion.
Come on.
Damn.
