G'day, my name is Leslie McGee, and this is Maxi Hunt.
My name is Leslie McGee, I am a Huntress, born in the Australian Outback, and I am on
the trail of Maxi Victoria West. It is my mission to bring this creature to justice.
Maxi! Maxi!
Yeah, I'm here to update you on the latest in my progress for trying to capture that
which Maxi Victoria West, the spoiler of the environment, killer of native creatures and
non-native creatures alike. She's indiscriminate. She will skin anything. Well, it is my mission
to stop her and stop her, I will. I am Leslie McGee, Defender of the Environment. Well,
it's been a little while since the last time I spoke to you, and every step along the way,
Maxi leaves a few breadcrumbs, a few clues as to where she has been and to where her
bloodstained hands might next be taking her. Well, she's been getting more and more clever.
She knows that I am hot on her trail. I can smell her. I can smell her close. And she
knows I'm near. She knows I'm breathing down her neck. Oh yeah. I traced around all over
the place. I went through jungle. I went through sandy deserts and beaches. I'll follow her
anywhere. I went into a forest where I got very close on a couple of occasions, as you
will soon see. Always follow the train lines. That's where she goes. Quickest way to transport
her diabolical goodies made up of nature's victims. She's around here somewhere as Maxi.
Maxi. I'll find you, Maxi. I'll find you. Oh, I'm stalking a bream. I'm stalking a
breender. I'm sure she came in here somewhere. I'm on her trail. Yeah. She's around here
somewhere. Oh, I wish I'd bought me a hat. Oh, she's in here somewhere in this beautiful
untouched forest. Look at that. She's somewhere around here. Maxi. Oh. Are you in here? Oh,
a little den. Oh, oh. Bramble's nearly got me there, Brenda. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
She's not there, but I will find her. You're here somewhere, Maxi. Where there's nature,
there is Victoria West. And then she went to Sweden and she thought she had escaped
me. Oh, how deluded she was. How deluded. Oh, my goodness. Look, a battleship. Now that
is suitable for Maxi. I wonder if I could defend myself from Lesley McGee. There is
no escape from me, Maxi. Without lovely battleship. Oh, that's brilliant. I love it. Love it. Love
it, love it, love it. Maybe I can change my ship from the Fladen to the J-19. Hmm. Maybe
we're going to have a look and see. Captain, can I come on your ship, please? Got big guns
to protect me from Lesley McGee. No guns will be big enough. No guns will defend you.
Lesley vile McGee. Hmm. Oh, look, there goes a little local. I wonder how you say good
evening. I think it's something like Vaj Kaval or something. Hmm. It's a bit late now. Hmm.
Well, I tracked her down. Took a little while. I'll admit she's a wily one, but I tracked
her down. And then after that she went to Portugal. Clever move. I did not see that coming. And
she thought she'd left me in the icy frozen waters of Sweden. Well, I'll admit I wasn't
prepared for the weather, and I was a little underdressed, and it did become a little uncomfortable.
But I'll never give up my search for her. And soon I was in the warm, dry air of Portugal,
following a trail close behind her, so close I could feel her fire. Yeah. Then a lucky
chance. A little bit of luck came to Lesley McGee. Mother Nature, Mother Earth. She was
smiling down on me that day. I just missed her at the airport as she flew out of Portugal.
There'd been a stake. Thanks to Maxi traveling on cheap airlines, they'd managed to lose
a little bag. Not a big bag. And it didn't contain furs or skins or bloodied knives
and cudgels. No. It contained video. Oh yes. Lesley struck the jackpot. And I came across
some of the equipment that Maxi uses to record her disgusting video blogs. Recording her
crimes. It's always way. Hostile, evil, vile perpetrators of crimes. They love to record
themselves. They love for others to see. The mania in their eyes. Well, I found her
stash of tapes. And I'm going to play you now. A few clips of the incriminating footage
that I have obtained from her. I'm going to use my little TV to tune in. To tune in
to watch Maxi TV. Maxi TV. Lesley. I'm going to use my little TV. I'm going to use my little
TV. We can't be far away. Oh dear. Maxi will escape again, hopefully. Maxi's buying exit,
of course. Ready for a quick takeaway, as always. Maxi TV. Lesley. Maxi TV. Lesley TV.
Maxi's about the clouds once again, people, viewers. Maxi's in the clouds. I'm going
No Maxi, you are not safe, you are not safe in the clouds, and you are not safe beneath
the sea.
I'll find you.
Even if you went down to the Mariana Trench, I would pilot a gyroscope to sink 20,000 feet
below the surface of the sea.
I would be like a giant squid to your elusive Captain Nemo.
I'm quite little kilos, darling, just little kilos, all for Maxi.
Maxi's a classy lady, I'm also very drifty.
Maxi's coasting and over the coast.
A lovely new land awaits, full of nature's bounty, beautiful treasures which I shall
preserve, and all their wonderful glory.
Oh, what a lucky land it is to have me arriving in it.
This vile woman is a true narcissist.
She loves herself.
Everything's about her.
Wherever she goes, wherever she flies, it's all about her, always thinking about herself.
My faithful followers have all turned out to see me.
Oh, my little darling, Maxi, Maxi, darling, my darling, Maxi, darling.
Maxi's got a really loud iPod.
This woman has no respect for local cultures or religions.
She is an absolute monster, so disrespectful, so rude, so callous, so self-absorbed.
That is the breach of copyright.
Heroporto Francisco Saca Nero, better known as Porto Airport, Portugal.
Maxi Victoria West has just flown out of here on a Ryanair flight, and I have just missed
her.
I have traipsed through sand and sand, through cracked pavements and beaches.
She does not know that I am so close on her trail.
I almost had her, but I will be on the next flight out of here.
Wherever she is headed, I will be on her case.
I will get her.
I am going to find you, Maxi, I am going to find you, and I am going to kill you.
Well, as soon as I have done up my laces, oh, gosh, now, let me put my, there, there
we are, safety first, there, there is my laces done there, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh, all right, Brenda, luv you.
It is going to be over for you soon West.
Mark my words, your days are numbered!
