Right, here we go.
Everything.
Well that looks brilliant.
Fifty three as well, doesn't it?
Oh yeah, oh yeah, fifty three.
Fifty three.
And I'm here.
Midnight hungry.
Look at my t-shirt.
The band's got lots of influences.
Yeah.
Everyone's got their own taste.
Obviously mine's more important than everyone else's.
They have hassled off.
You know, you know, he reminds us that we don't have to be completely serious in our music.
We've had a bit of fun with it.
The New York travesty with the New York Dolls, Iggy and the Stooges, empty five.
Kind of a bit glam but a bit, a bit rougher.
So not quite so Ponzi I'd say.
I mean, by no means am I a Ponzi.
Definitely, Dave Hasselhoff.
We're probably a mixture of Dave Hasselhoff and Radiohead combined.
You know?
So yeah.
Porridge, that show on the telly.
Oh yeah, yeah.
He's dead now so.
He is.
New influence required.
Well I always quite like Quantum Leap.
Who didn't?
Who didn't?
You know, I think Quantum Leap's probably influenced a lot of people.
Beatles.
Beatles probably.
Hang on, I'm just going to check my emails.
Beatles a bit before Quantum Leap.
Yeah, but he went back in time.
He was probably in the Beatles.
Fifth member.
Well, I don't know, no, because he was probably like Ringo or something.
But we inspire ourselves.
Oh, I certainly do, and I certainly inspire the band.
You know, I don't just organise gigs and stuff.
I'm their spiritual leader.
Like Mr. Miyagu.
Do you know of Chronic Good?
Do you know it?
Yeah, wax on, wax on.
Yeah, I'm definitely that sort of guy.
Well, I'll have to say my influence is me.
Oh yeah.
Cocaine.
Very creative.
Self-influencer.
Yeah, you know, I've stamped my own rules and things.
Pornography.
Fuck, that's his term.
He doesn't like to say that.
Yeah.
They're our own first, basically.
Oops, and it's dead again.
What starts again, exactly?
I'm having a drink in my kitchen.
Is that not allowed at all?
Yeah, but...
One beer, but...
One beer, yes.
Oh, not 13.
This is one. This is number one.
Was this a bit of a problem when she was in the band then?
Hmm?
Was this a bit of a problem when she was in the band?
Yeah, yeah.
Honestly, it was a bizarre stuff.
Honestly, she had...
I'd drink as much as the guys out there.
Yeah, well, you're allowed to, you know?
So I'm not allowed to?
You can earn that, huh?
Look at you, see?
You want to know why I left?
We used to fly there.
Blooming and treating me like second class citizen.
Citizen, yeah, that's who you are, okay?
Yeah, look at him.
He's proper rocking.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, what's that down there?
What?
That corner, the one there.
Oh, that's just me.
Is that something else made not hungry, is there?
That's me, Michael Jackson CD.
Michael Jackson?
Yeah.
Really?
Oh, I used to be the biggest fan of Michael Jackson.
Oh, yeah.
I could do all his moves and everything.
Really?
Can you still do them?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
You can get out of my house.
No, listen to me.
Before this.
Yeah, I forgot about this.
If you just get a Goliath.
Goes up your arse.
Out.
You can go out the way you're going.
That's the way you like it, love.
No, seriously.
She used to get a Goliath.
A massive bowl.
Out.
Match your feet, start.
Get out.
Honestly.
Out my house.
Honestly.
She used to lick like a cat.
She's more like a cat.
Get out.
Out.
Fucking pig.
Get out.
That's the way you changed.
Get out of my house.
Bitch.
Slag.
Poor.
We always do this.
Get out.
Sure.
Forgive me later.
What do you want to do rehearsal with?
James?
Come here.
Come here, James.
Bitch.
In the future, I see us going worldwide with this, you know.
Global tours.
We're going to be quantum leaping our way into the hearts of the nation.
And, you know, any way is up.
Like space.
We're going to distribute our music throughout space.
The next thing for us is billboards.
We'll be on billboards, I think.
Yeah.
Basically, I think we should release, I haven't taught this over the band.
Another two or three albums, I think.
Three tops.
Two minimum.
Definitely.
And so we've got to keep the quality up, you know.
I don't want people to ruin the rest in a hundred years' time.
So basically, we're just giving those of good music out there to the masses.
So, if you can imagine this as the music industry.
Open their buttocks like that.
We're giving them a good ram.
So hopefully, one day, they will turn the favour to us.
And they'll go, midnight's, come here, come into my room.
Yeah.
And they'll do this to our buttocks.
And we'll gradually take it.
One day.
I probably won't, if that's all right with you.
Maybe I'll break away from the Hungrys.
You know, we'll do the Johnny Discharge and the Midnight Hungrys.
And then maybe it'll just be Johnny Discharge.
OK.
I want to be seen as a Nelson Mandela figure in Gandhi.
He was good too.
All the stuff he did was brilliant, you know.
And I want, you know, perhaps a statue of me up, you know, in the middle of London.
Just a massive statue of me.
And I want to inspire people.
And I want young boys to go up there and touch my statue.
I think when you look back, you know, you say the Beatles, Stones, Clash, Led Zeppelin,
David Hasselhoff, Iggy Pop, Johnny Discharge.
We'll play one that kids don't know as well.
This is something we picked up at a festival when we were pretty inspired.
So this is Johnny Burrell.
OK, one, two, three, four, five.
Johnny Burrell.
Johnny Burrell.
Johnny Burrell.
Johnny Burrell.
Johnny Burrell.
Johnny Burrell.
Johnny Burrell.
Not too much.
They don't want it.
They'll get the whole song put out on the internet.
We'll be out of money.
It's so fun.
