The day you were able to lift up 600 pounds with ease.
Why?
Why are you staring at yourself in the mirror so hard?
You notice any change in the shape of my head?
What?
No, Paula.
And I'd certainly notice a change if I were one.
Yes, of course.
It must be just my imagination.
Music
So how many of those are you going to eat?
No.
As many as it takes.
Music
Can you just fuck that hot dog with your mouth?
Music
You think this is funny?
No.
No?
No, you're right. It's not.
This looks like a joke.
No.
No.
I'm trying.
I am.
I really am.
It's not funny.
It wasn't funny. I'm sorry.
Let's take it from the top.
That's an excellent idea.
Let's do it again.
Do I actually have to eat this?
Cut.
Action.
No. No. That really hurt.
I like how we do it on sound.
It's plain over. Good.
Excellent.
All right, let's do another take.
Are you sure these are vegan hot dogs?
Do they look fucking vegan?
No.
I think I'll be sick.
Bucket.
Do you feel better?
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm feeling better.
Yeah, it's okay.
All right, let's do it again.
As many as it takes.
Cut. Okay, let's do it again.
What? That was perfect.
I'll tell you when it's perfect. We're doing it again.
No. That's it. You have it.
Look, you know what? I'm out of here.
That's it. I'm just done.
Done. Done with it.
Hey.
Hey.
Oh.
There they are.
I know it's hard, man, but you want to be a fucking star, didn't you?
You want to be a star.
That's how it is.
I just shoot once I eat 45 hamburgers.
It's amazing taste, man.
It's amazing fucking taste.
Come on.
All right, everybody, so back to one.
Let's do it again.
I can't.
What the hell are you doing?
What is that?
Are you crying?
No. Sorry.
We're not saying the script.
Interior day living room.
Dude sits in front of the TV and cries like a little bitch.
Go make some room for some more dogs.
As many as it takes.
Perfect.
Yes.
Really? Really? Perfect?
Listen, I know we've been through a lot, but I really think you're going to be very happy with this take.
I'm the last couple, really.
I mean, I actually think we've got something.
We've got enough to piece it together.
I really think we have all we need to make this work.
As many as it takes.
As many as it takes.
As many as it takes.
As many as it takes.
As many as it takes.
