Being average is good, isn't it? Did you know, if you're average, you're better off than most? Think about this.
The average person has a face. Imagine, if you weren't average, you might not have a face.
Say, why don't you meet my friend Vera? Say hello, Vera. Today I'm going to show Vera a few ways that she can become more average.
Maybe you can learn something as well. Meet the average family. They are happy and alive most of the time.
The average family consists of two parents and 2.6 children. Families with three children may opt to share their supernumerary child with another family a few days a week.
Then they too can be more average.
Tom and Harry look very manly playing with their balls. What a gay time they're having.
You know, on average, men are more likely to participate in sport than women. This is because most women belong to a secret society. Secret women's business takes up too much of their time to participate in sport.
Do you know why women attend the powder room in groups? To confirm whether new lady acquaintances know the secret handshake.
Can you see how being average is better? Let's look at an example. These are miniature women. On the left is an average woman and on the right is our Vera.
Let's see what happens when they are both placed in water. As we can see, Vera becomes soggy when in contact with water.
And oh no, Vera has disaparated. An average person is not prone to spontaneous disaparation.
But a world literacy rate for men and women is 82%. So the average person will often know the letters A through S, but struggle with T, 60% of the...
Time. The average human is often completely oblivious to the last six letters of the alphabet. U, V, and M%.
Now Vera, if you want to be extraordinarily average, then you must first make sure that you fit into a box. Vera and her brother are looking very average today.
But will they fit into a box? Vera is the first to try. She picks a well-sized box.
Brother wants to have a go in sisters box. No, brother, that's not for you. Brother finds his own box, but he cannot fit in.
We can now see that brother has a sickness of the mind. But Vera is doing very well at being average.
Ah, doesn't Vera look perfectly average? In fact, I can't tell her apart from the next person.
And no matter what age Vera is, she'll always be average, because there's no age in average and no average age.
Here is Vera. And remember, everyone can be average.
