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Oh Paul you're just in time everything's ready for you speech isn't it exciting this is just the beginning of our
Your political comeback where's the press oh I sent invitations to all the press all of them
They haven't responded
Yet
But Maddie is here, and she's going to go the whole event
Who's Maddie is she from the Times the post the journal
Maddie
writes romance novels and has a blog about our cats
And she almost made it in Hollywood
Almost there's no smoking in this building it's against the law I know so hey, can you change that
This is the only press you could come up with
Somebody who writes a blog about our cats
No one from the major news organizations. Well, I don't know why no one responded
Listen, I understand that my reputation may be a little tarnished
perhaps even sullied by my
This adventures
But I've explained myself over and over again your pants were down around your ankles and your former
Assistant Kimmy
Was down on her knees in front of you. She was checking me for tits a
Tick-bite can be very very deadly if it isn't caught in time, but you were in a motel room
With the understanding that I was there to meet a fundraising group
Once I was there. I had a tinkling sensation like tics were crawling up my legs
And I had to drop my pants to investigate tics
tics
Fortunately for me Kimmy said she had professional experience in sucking tic venom
But do the press or the police believe me? No, no
All they see is a senator with his pants down around his ankles and a woman kneeling in front of him
Exactly
But Kimmy was in leather
Yes
Yes
Tics can't bite through leather
Everybody knows that. Oh everybody knows that now
And
This venue is just too small and insignificant for my comeback
Tell me and I have to get back to the office and go over
School lunch budgets, but everyone's expecting a speech. So make one yourself. Oh
I couldn't I wouldn't know what to say
Don't worry. Nobody will hear you
School lunch budgets
Ladies and Maddie
My husband the senator is too busy with pressing issues to speak with us today
However, let me say a few words on his behalf
This is just the beginning of a long and hard campaign which will focus on you and your issues
We are here for you and your kids and we won't let you down
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