What? Yes, yes, it's a secret though, you can't really...
Where's the press conference?
Go to AndyCoffmanLiz.com to get all the information.
Dude, that would be the dopest thing that AndyCoffman ever did.
Jim, don't be bashful.
Okay, sounds good. Are you photo-clair?
He sort of turns the world upside down from time to time and asks us to kind of stand on our heads to even grasp what it is that he's doing.
See, now we could go to...
Of course, it's Mr. Um... Um...
Um, Maddox.
He became the one old game player to the point where he didn't know where the games ended and the reality began.
Like this cat, the only reality is death, man.
When he died, they didn't tell me because I didn't know anything about death.
So they told me that he went away.
And I said, well, when's he coming back?
And I kept waiting for him to come back and he never did and I was just asking once in a while, when's he coming back, when's he coming back?
And they said, well, he's never coming back.
Now, Steven, Steven, get a bit closer to her and now put your arm around her.
That's better. Now, come on, look at each other.
Now, let's see those happy smiling faces.
Hold it! Oh-ho!
Here's a little edge for the never-believer.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Here's a little ghost for the offering.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Here's a truck stop instead of St. Peter's.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Mr. Andy Kaufman's gone wrestling.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now, Andy, could you hear about this one?
Tell me, are you locked in the pines?
Andy, are you goofing on Elton's computer?
Andy, are we losing the thing?
Andy, believe it, but a man on the ground.
A man on the ground.
Andy, believe there's nothing I can't see.
Nothing's clear.
Yes, I remember.
You said I was lucky.
That my husband had died and I was going to get an insurance policy.
I hoped you wouldn't remember that.
I remember you said I should be celebrating.
I've got nothing to be happy about, I can assure you.
Nothing at all.
Goodbye, Mr. Alex.
So hush, baby, don't you cry.
I'm bound to die.
So hush.
I'm bound to die.
I'm bound to die.
I'm bound to die.
Stephen, that was very stupid of me, was it?
I'm bound to die.
I'm bound to die.
I'm bound to die.
I'm bound to die.
I'm bound to die.
I'm bound to die.
I'm bound to die.
I'm bound to die.
Bye bye, my life, oh yeah, goodbye.
I'm bound to die.
