It's a story about finding your place in the world.
Hey, I'm James.
Come in.
So what can I do for you?
You've got a room to rent?
No.
This is 54.
That's two doors down.
Oh.
Um, yeah, I came about the, uh...
Oh, man! Yeah, dude, the room.
Come in, dude, come in, come in.
It's about learning to live as a family.
This is your shelf. You keep your food here.
You do not touch anyone else's food.
If you touch someone else's food, you get a mark.
After breakfast, watch your utensils.
Anyone who doesn't watch their utensils will get a mark.
After using the toilet seat, put the seat down.
If you don't put the seat down, you'll get a mark.
If you use the last square toilet paper, replace the roll.
If you don't place the roll, you'll get a mark.
You do not listen to music, watch TV, or play games after 11pm.
If you make noise after 11pm...
You get a mark, right?
Correct.
Now, the cleaning roster is over here.
You can see that it's next to the marks table.
It's about exploring the meaning of life.
Dude, the thing is, what we see isn't real.
Because, like, the universe is like 22 dimensions.
Now, our brains are only, like, three dimensions.
And what we think is reality is really just an illusion.
Like in that movie.
The Matrix?
No, it's the lighting doors.
It's about learning about love.
James?
Yeah?
I need your help.
What's up?
I haven't had sex in three weeks.
I'm going crazy.
I need someone to have sex with.
Not a relationship, not going out on dates.
Just hot, dirty sex.
And lots more.
Do you know anyone?
Do I know anyone?
Yeah, know anyone that would want to have sex with me.
No strings attached.
Just pure physical sex.
Well, there is me.
Yeah, lol, I'm serious.
Lol, I am serious.
Okay, if you're not going to help me, I'll just find someone myself.
Lol.
Because the reality is that there's all these parallel universes.
Like, if something happens, then there's another universe where it didn't happen.
And these all exist at the same time.
They're all equally true.
Yeah, equally true.
Like when I decided to drop out of my IT course, okay?
Okay.
And then there's another universe where I finished.
And now I've graduated.
Yeah, yeah, I'm working.
I've got this really great job.
Congratulations.
Yeah man, it's really sweet.
I'm really proud of myself.
What's the matter Blake?
The other day when the cable guy was here.
Yeah.
And he took his shirt off.
He was ripped.
I was watching him doing his thing and I got excited.
Oh Blake, it's okay to be gay.
No, I don't care about being gay.
I got excited.
What's the problem?
Goths don't get excited.
What if I'm not a goth?
So there's this one universe where I'm like really rich.
And another one where I'm like this criminal mastermind.
That's a cool one.
Yeah, I really like that one.
That's cool.
And there's even one where you're really cool and attractive to women.
Oh yeah, thanks.
It's a lot man.
Most of all, it's about learning what you can achieve.
And that's why I'm not going to do the dishes.
Because in another universe.
I've already done that.
Nate, have you done those dishes?
Just doing them now.
Stupid rich man.
