Now this is all me, now this is all me
Hey have you guys tried the cardamom cayenne pepper chocolate chip cookies they have here I heard they're gonna be selling them on Etsy soon
I did I like them but I didn't think they were as good as the beer flavored salted caramel from Brooklyn kitchen did you eat it
I had those I had those the salt was a little too granular I wasn't convinced that they were they were sourced locally
Have you tried the single origin pour over ice cold brew from blue bottle
Of course I did did you have the chef's secret tasting menu from Roberto's
Yes I did and the month long wait was worth it because the carrots they grow on the rooftop garden there are just so sweet
Did you have the deep fried sardine skeletons from Issa
I did have those I did have those
Hey have you tried the whole pig cart table side at the Breslin
I did too much pig for me did you have the foie gras doughnut at Doudain
I did I took you there remember I took you there
Did you try the vegan version from Dunwell
I did I thought it was pretty good I think it needed more meat
Okay you know what did you have this new drink it's chia seeds in cranberry juice it's not a kombucha it's a chia seed cranberry juice did you have that
I did I thought that chia seeds were a little gelatinous
Did you ever have the giant roasted sheep that they sometimes give out it's like it's weird you actually have to go out to the Middle East
Um but it's totally worth the subway ride
I know exactly in the Middle East they just give out sheep's legs everywhere
It's it's crazy they they do a free carve and you just you just bring your loaf of bread and sometimes some mur
Hey did you eat that pumpkin on the seafood stew
Yes but that wasn't me um did you have red lentils
Yes
Green lentils
Yes
Black lentils
Yes
Quinoa
Yes
Did you eat it
Yes
Red quinoa
Yes
Did you eat it
Yes
Rooftop homegrown quinoa from Greenpoint did you eat it
Yes have you had the bacon marmalade twink which from the big ice cream truck
Did you eat it
Sure
Did you eat it
Sure
Have you had waffles and gingers
Yes but it's proud of some things
Did you have a tiny waffle did you eat it
Yes yes I did did you have cookies made from Christina's breast milk
Yeah I did did you have the seaweed from Cody Island
Yeah of course
Did you did you have the invisible shrimp from the Gowanus canal
Yeah uh huh
Did you have it
Uh huh
Did you eat it
Yeah I did did you eat it
Did you eat it
Did you eat it
Did you eat it
Did you eat it
Hey guys, hey
Hey guys this is Ida
You're right
Hey did you eat Ida
Can we
Can we
Can we
Can we
Can we
Can we
Okay no I don't I don't eat with my teeth anymore
I just
Yeah oh
That's how I eat
You mouth poop
I mouth poop
Have you ever had the first snowflake on a crisp fall day
Then I have a styrofoam cup sometimes and uh I eat that
You're not
But you're not the one who pees into a styrofoam cup right
You're not a pea jar
No no no I uh I don't preserve I just I try to set up a little siphon system so I kind of go like
And then like just let it go out the window
With your dick
No
We didn't pee into it my dear
Okay
I don't pee out my mouth
