You
Can't believe you're both right I'm like totally torn you know I'd so be running as well, but I just don't have the time
You know with my off-tar cheer
I hope these kids little brats some of them will be how much of our total grade does this count for?
25% oh great the difference of resigning yourself to an Ivy or getting into the state college complaining
You said this would be fun idiot never listen to me again
I must be Haley McCona. Hi. I'm principal Manning. Nice to meet you. This is bad. He'll be taking over from here
We're excited to enter your student elections. Great. Enjoy
So you're one of the candidates?
I'm better getting trash can't well. You'll have our strengths
There's two candidates running for school president Sabrina and Rob. Okay. I'll leave you to it
So I'm running against
Her it's Sabrina. Okay. Sure. Let's not I'm Randy. I'm Robbie's campaign manager
I'm Izzy campaign manager for Sabrina
Alright, um, let's go over the basic principles of campaigning. We did that already. I've got Sabrina's campaigning all the way down
You worked out you got the one-on-one scoop. He means tell us your advice on how to conduct a successful
Dude, that's what I just said
Let's talk campaign slogans
Here's our list. I like vote for Sabrina. She brings the patina. That's only one. We've got lots more
So what are you guys thinking?
Cell phones in class hoverboards in the halls vote for Robbie and all the walls
Yeah, you're joking, right? It's our campaign platform
We get to use our cell phones in class our hoverboards down the halls and we'll build a wall between the sixth graders or the rest of us
Okay, who are your core voters?
Everybody in the school
Robbie's the most popular kid here. What else do we need?
Um, what's your platform? What's really important to the student body? We are campaigning on three simple issues
No more flavored milks in the cafeteria mandatory community service for all grades and more library time for homework
These issues they can't be decided by the student body if we unite the school and parents we can make big changes
At least that's what Izzy said
We need healthy food more connection to the community and for the dumb kids
We should give them a chance to catch up by giving them more library time
Okay, um, how are you gonna sell these ideas?
I thought it was your job to figure that out
Killing us here, I know if we lose the popular kids and the nerds
That's it game over wait, what are you doing? No
Everybody listen up listen up. It's me. It's Robbie the man, you know and love
Let me tell you what you get if Sabrina gets elected president
She wants to take all the good food like pizza hamburgers and chocolate milk out of the cafeteria
What would we eat for lunch? We'd starve. I know now. I'm not asking for you to make any big sacrifices like she is
Both for me and I'll make sure we get longer recesses
Cell phones in class
You can write your own board down the halls
You can't promise those things you're not the school board see if you vote for Robbie
You'll just get a bunch of broken promises
Wow, they're having a rational discussion of the topics. I don't know looks like a shouting match to me losing chocolate. We'll get lunch is
It's un-American
You are a traitor to this school
And you're a stupid arrogant low-heard. Don't believe anything this guy said
I'm gonna do real things for this school. You don't even know what's good
She's tripping
I couldn't let him get away with that. You won't win by shouting louder, but she had a boy
You can't run a negative campaign. It hurts the whole process. I cannot believe you did that. That was not okay
I don't care. She's not getting that popular vote neither
Are you if you come up like a lying jerk in his defense the girls started exact care if they started it
What else was I supposed to do? Yeah, who cares you guys have to promise me no more stupid stunts
Absolutely
Fine, okay, whatever. Do you swear?
We swear we won't run a dirty campaign
What's up, what do you want? Don't worry no trash today. You're a really smart kid
And I was thinking if you want to be on our winning team
What come on? I have a job for you
It would mean a lot to me if you could you know bring out your posse and support Sabrina
Here you want a cookie sure, but what's in it for us?
Okay, when she leaves offer her posse free manicures, and then you promise to come to my house
I've got an awesome 3d printer. We could totally hang and create something maybe an atom or a molecule. Okay. Yeah, just do it
Would you find so beauty supply store make a difference? Um, do boys have cooties? Yeah
But seriously, I've had my eye on this new curling iron forever
But my parents totally won't raise up my allowance until my grades come up. I hate homework. Who needs it?
I'm just gonna marry rich. Okay. I'm in
Hey ladies
So I'll double whatever she's offering. You're funny. Okay. Let's go a completely different way
How's it going with your homework?
Have you found anything on Ravi?
What about this tweet? Ravi thinks he's the smartest kid in school. He doesn't really think that of course not
What if we set up a fake account if we say it enough it'll be true
Yeah, let's do it. Yeah
Who's Beatrice and why'd she post this? I don't remember Beatrice being at her school
Beatrice just called you a moron. How'd she know that?
You know what don't worry. I got this. Okay. We gotta think of something smart
Who's Randy man?
Yeah, that's a Randy. Ravi's campaign manager. They're so lame. They use this real name. This is gonna be so easy. Yeah.
Yeah
He totally got called out, did you see the post about Robby wearing spiderwebs?
What were you thinking?
That was stupid.
You guys are supposed to be campaign leaders.
My teacher got a call from your principal this morning.
I thought it was hilarious.
Okay, maybe not hilarious, but just really funny.
Shut up.
Robby, we're here.
All right, everyone.
Settle please.
We're about to start.
Please remember to be respectful of your fellow students.
But dear, learning about our political process is very important because social media played
a large role.
We, Ms. Manning and myself, have come up with a strategy that will help everyone learn
the true meaning of bipartisan politics.
Sabrina and Robby, please come up.
Haley and McKenna, come up as well.
The winner of this year's presidential election is Robby and Sabrina.
Please step forward.
We propose to share the responsibilities of being past president.
What?
You're kidding, right?
I think the bylaws changed the bylaws.
You will wear this shirt when making decisions as presidents of the school.
You'll wear it to all meetings.
And once a week during lunch, because I believe it's important for our student body to have
a visual example of what true co-operation really is.
I'd like to resign.
Me too.
Sorry, you can't.
All right, let's give a big hand to our class president.
What are you leaning on?
Are you leaning on me?
Hate you.
I hate you more.
Smile.
Come here.
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
