Coffee's a lifestyle. It's no different than growing up in Germany and, you know, driving
cars or being from Japan and having a robot is your best friend. Seattle is where you
grow up with coffee. That's what you do. Seattle is the coffee capital of the world.
You look at it, every single coffee corporation that's ever been created was invented in Seattle,
whether it's Starbucks, Seattle's Best, Tolley's, Dunkin' Donuts, you name it. It started in Seattle.
Having been born and raised in Seattle and having coffee beef in my blood, I think that
leads towards my coffee nightmares, which then leads towards my coffee demons scaring me
within these coffee nightmares. I will say this, and I'll say this directly. Am I talking
to the camera?
Yeah, you're doing the right thing right now.
Demons? Coffee demons? I'm talking to you.
Has he talked about the coffee demons? It's all horseshit. I don't know what he's... It's
like he's just deflecting... He won't let me think. I won't say I have my coffee.
Who won't let you think?
Coffee time, eh?
You know it's my morning ritual. It keeps the coffee demons away.
That I do, old friend. Brian's morning ritual involves ground coffee beans, but my lifetime
ritual involves this metaphorically adopted children of mine, mostly located in Central
Africa. I donate $20 a month to, well, there's Fella and Akeem, and that's Fella, and it's
not so much about them as it is about me because it's my money going towards them. I don't
often hear the term savior used, but I think that in cases like these, I take a role of
a savior for these children who are just... They need my help.
Totally, yeah. I couldn't do all that humanitarian work without the old, not my morning coffee.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
