This is a giant sketchbook. It has 696 pages. Fairly decent paper, nice binding, and it
probably weighs more than one of my dogs. And as you can see, unbelievably thick, unbelievably
heavy. And everybody wants to get one of them in my house at least. What is that? What? I gotta talk to you. What is it? Well uh, it's about that new book. What book? You know the sketchbook? Was that a big sketchbook? Yes. What is it? What about it? Well, can I have it? It's just that like, all my other drawing books are just uh, they're just a little too small, you know? And I don't feel like,
496 pages is enough. So, I mean, 744 seems like just the right amount. And plus, whenever I start a new drawing book, then it takes me like, half the pages to do a good drawing, and then it's over. And I need to get a new sketchbook and then restart the whole process. So, just think about it, you know what I mean?
Dad, I have to play video games. I don't have anything to draw in. I filled up the tiny little sketchbook you gave me. Dad, I swear, if you let me have that giant sketchbook, I'll practice the drums five times a day. And that's supposed to be a good thing? I'll tell the neighbors.
And I'll do the best drawings ever. I mean, there are so many pages. I'll do big drawings, small drawings, dragon drawings, animal drawings, dead people drawings, all different kinds. All right, goodnight, Dad. I'm going to be dreaming about that giant sketchbook all night long, if I sleep.
All right, goodnight. Thank you. Thank you.
This is what it looks like when you get it. It has this dust jacket on it, so it looks like a real coffee table book. Sketch is in the making. It's available from alternativearts.com. I love my giant sketchbook.
