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Hold it right there. I know what you're thinking does it always have to be like this
Isn't there some place better somewhere where life wouldn't be so damn lonely
Well, what are you waiting for your troubles are over?
Just call the 24 7 party heaven hotline. Let's get about money
5 to 5 24 7 24 7 this
Could be you that's right you what are you waiting for pick up the phone and make that call at 5 over 5 24 7 24 7
When somebody knocks the least you can do is answer or is that too much of a stretch
Now I'm just making sure you're going to have my rent this month. Don't you start with excuses?
I've had four husbands of excuses. I can smell them on my nose. You either have money or you don't look
You see I have some queuing up to move in here
I may provide premium accommodation, but it's not as though you're living some are so ginormous. It takes you days to answer the door
I mean, let's face it
It's not every day a little fellow like yourself in the opportunity to live in such swanky surroundings
Are you listening to me? Well, don't listen to me then but mark my words two weeks and you'll be out on your ear
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Come on.
The life is way of being beautifully ironic, doesn't it?
You wouldn't have any old change on you, would you?
Elastine!
Elastine!
That was fun. You look so nice today.
Good boy.
I was talking to Mrs Burns, a very nice lady. She lives just around the corner.
And she was telling me about her husband.
He came home the other night, tripped over the dog, and died.
She was glad, actually, he went.
Because he was 94, and the dog was only six. I never liked him.
Not the dog, the husband. I wouldn't trust him.
Oh, no! I'm sorry, love.
It's been lovely talking to you. You couldn't do me a big favour.
Because, you see, my gym is still downstairs.
I could only get him as far as the hall because of the Zimmer.
I don't think it could be a star.
How are you, Arnell? Make way for the love machine.
Come on, pal. Time is lovin'.
Oh. Good man, yourself.
A little to the left.
That's it. He loved this garden.
Silly old man. Always fallen off.
You're a very nice boy, Calvin.
Did you ever think of getting yourself a nice girl?
She's out there, waitin'.
Son, what's coming to you won't go past her.
Smile, friend. Your troubles are over.
You've reached the 24-7 Party Heaven hotline.
Happiness is just one small step away.
So, put on your party shoes and...
Please deposit one euro to continue.
You have five seconds remaining.
You have zero seconds remaining. Goodbye.
Open the door, please.
Come on, baby. Don't be like this.
She was only a business acquaintance.
That's it. It was for me, John.
Hello?
There's more to make an ice cream in the coats of flaggies, you know.
My shoes.
At least give me my shoes back.
Don't touch those.
Oh, yes. That's lovely, that is.
Very civil.
Very bloody immature, more like.
What are you looking at?
Don't worry, Kelvin.
I'll have you looking smashing in no time.
I know my jam was a big man.
There's nothing I can do with a pruning chair.
Don't touch those.
Come on.
Three is a crowd, pal.
Now piss off.
Oh, Kelvin, did he come down again?
What way are you doing in that suit?
If I look, if I touch and I reach out to you, each day I see you smile, like a drop in the sea.
I dream of you, I dream of you.
Touched on my soul and you've broken my heart.
There's nothing like being in love.
It's the breath of the world, a madness that tears me apart from the start.
And I dream of you, I dream of you.
Hi, I'm Amy.
I've just moved in.
This is probably terrible of me to ask out of the blue.
It's just that I was making dinner.
I was wondering if you might, if you might have some change.
The meter ran out.
Yes.
I was wondering if you might have some change.
I was wondering if you might have some change.
I was wondering if you might have some change.
