He was a dango before him to be out of the ocean.
Never, it's so much excitement out here.
Birds and over aquatic life.
Is a bird an aquatic life?
That's unheard.
It's an alien.
But I know I did what you're saying.
Birds are here too.
That's unheard.
Yeah, but even that lives on ice, not on ice.
Okay, in the air.
It can hold water into jaw, but it's in the air most of the day.
But it can't live on cloud, so...
Nothing can live on cloud.
Three of us, three of us can live on cloud.
That's my problem.
See, the ocean just makes our mind fertile
for these little rift harte there, Danny.
Fertile.
Yeah.
I'm not comfortable with that term.
Why?
Since that talk I had, I don't know.
What?
Since that talk I had, I don't know where I came from.
I don't really want to talk about fertile things.
I'm luscious.
Let me make sure I'm perfectly clear.
I say I like the ocean.
You believe the birds live in the ocean.
I say I'm glad to have you as a companion
so we can have fertile chit chat,
but that makes you shy.
Yeah.
Can't we just have a whole conversation?
It's a no-fly zone from now on.
Why don't we have a fly?
Danny.
There's no flies out there.
You're telling me we're going to have a bus?
Or is it a coffee break?
Coffee break.
Oh, I'm having a zima.
I have a binzima on this shit,
but apparently I have it.
It'll be a couch bin so I can hurt anyone.
My father?
Anyone else?
Besides my father?
There's like a billion people around.
That's like a.00 of the earlier percentage.
Wait a minute.
What happened?
It was a 7-0.
Okay, yeah.
I like that.
I just didn't want to say the 7-0
so I never got to the 1.
God is my father, I mean.
That's it, I guess.
So carry on.
Captain out.
Captain, you just tell us what it's like up there.
We were just talking about the ocean and how brave it is.
How much light is in it?
I grew up on the oceans.
See? People live on the oceans.
No, why?
They're not grown up on the oceans.
Not on the water itself.
This guy is...
He's tried.
He's tried.
Never been a better harpoon than Danny.
Gosh.
Yes, that's why I got him.
Too busy, too bad he's too busy drinking a Zima.
What was that?
Can't get on deck with the harpoon.
We got a whale to catch.
There's a whale!
Yes, there's a whale.
Right over yonder.
What's the weight?
We're under the job.
Higher!
Get up there higher so you get a good view.
Perfect.
It's definitely a whale.
I know it's a whale.
Maybe it's a little late in the game
but I'm against the whale.
Grab your harpoon.
It's time to kill the whale.
Bullshit.
And check it at the door.
Captain, what's Danny saying?
He says he doesn't want to kill the whale.
It's too soft.
Did he say late in the game?
He said late in the game.
Danny!
Tell him, look,
even if they grew up there like baseballs,
he'd still have to hit home runs.
Wait a minute.
Like baseballs.
He'd still have to hit home runs
because that's what God put him on the earth.
That's what God made him do.
God made you to throw our phones at whales.
Yes.
Take it off.
Take it off.
Take it off.
And hit someone in the arm.
Don't kill it.
Make sure he's warm, alright?
I don't want any more.
Everyone rotate or cuff nonsense.
Distract no more.
Distract no more.
Distract no more.
Very good.
Danny.
Also make sure he comes above Jackson.
It's his safety ship.
My father did it.
Shall we be boss?
No.
Don't you know how thick the skin of whales is?
Don't you read all the materials
I gave you guys before we had them?
What?
I threw those pamphlets out.
Yeah, they flew like...
Like litter.
Like they have everything.
Top.
So you throw the harpoon as hard as you can.
It goes through the back part here,
not nearby where the snorfall is.
Snorfall.
Snorfall.
Hey, come on.
What the hell is he saying here?
Is he going to turn on the water or something?
Of course not.
I broke on the water.
It's impossible.
It's not impossible.
You need to go up on the water.
Unless you can't do that.
Look.
Are you killed?
No.
I'm going to come without it.
I'm confused because until you throw that,
I'm pulling your cap.
Danny, please come up on deck.
You're such a strong thrower.
Go right through the wall.
The hole.
Go up on deck, Danny.
All the way up?
Yeah, all the way up.
I'm going to climb the ladder and pull my harpoon.
Magic.
You're pulling my fucking magic.
You okay?
Your ring finger is going out there.
We all knew I was never getting married anyway.
Danny, get out of here.
This whale is just, like, waiting to be our boss.
I can't figure out how we're supposed to word a death wish.
It's because we're playing urban jazz.
The whales love urban jazz.
They're playing it all around the boat.
They've drawn to it.
Now throw it at us while we're playing the urban jazz.
I thought that too, jazz, we're playing.
No, that's not true.
George Benson is smooth.
Urban is more, you know, Christian McBrath.
Christian McBrath.
Easy, Danny.
Wait, come on.
Danny, I'm trying to confide with you.
Christian McBrath.
Cool.
You gotta be like, right?
Simply baseball?
Urban jazz.
I just want to throw the harpoon out because...
All right.
There it is.
High fire it.
I'm not playing right now, I'm just rushing.
You look party.
Let's put the hand in the boat.
Vice versa.
Very cliche about pirate fighting.
Was it cliche?
This dolphin unwriting instead of a wrap?
The patch that it has on its eyes is pretty cliche.
I thought it was funny.
It tried digging up my eye and showing it to his boss.
Can I come up?
Sure.
Thank you.
We're gonna harpoon a whale.
Do you want to see from the water or from above?
You're not gonna just jump on it and stab it right to death?
No, that's a ball.
I'm not doing that.
Don't throw the harpoon.
You're gonna throw a hole through the boat.
That's one, up, up, up, up.
What are you doing here, pirate?
Not pirate.
Rushing.
Oh, Russians are pirates.
That's time I checked.
Russians have never really been pirates.
I don't know when you check.
I thought Russians were afraid of the water.
What are you doing here, pirate?
Let me get up the side of the boat.
Fuck, this dolphin stinks.
Jump on in here.
Bye-bye, Fluffy.
It's a dolphin I'm riding with an eye.
Obviously!
Jesus!
Are you guys talking through the portal?
Because I can't hear you.
Speak up.
What, the portal?
You mean the thing on the top of the dolphin's head?
No, that's the sloth ball.
Oh, and it can't be fused.
Russian, you drink.
Could you quickly, Zima?
That's it?
Yeah.
This is what they feed me as a baby,
because we were out of real booze.
Cheers.
I got real booze right here.
Oh, yeah?
Pardon?
Oh, okay.
I think the bot.
Russian.
You're a pretty weird guy.
You're just gonna stay up there?
I like you.
One night time, I'm like...
By the way, why the fuck is that?
I'm just Russian.
It's not likely to make me the evil bad guy
just because I have one eye on one of the dolphins.
Yeah.
Yes.
I like you, Byron.
I fucking like you.
I like you.
What do I call you?
What are you like?
You call me Captain!
Okay, Captain.
I was gonna say, like, you Scottish,
or maybe, you know,
delicious bar milk?
Nope.
Okay.
You're better than this.
Thank you.
Hey, Captain, send the pirate up here.
I want to take a...
No, you fight!
Oh, forget it.
Oh, up there!
I'm the captain of this...
of this ship.
Well, I was captain of the dolphin.
I command the same respect.
Well, the dolphin's gone.
It's not here.
I can still see the dolphin.
I mean, the dolphin the way I like talking.
Well, it's a very calm ocean.
There's no waves there.
You're probably gonna just, you know,
take its time to live.
I wonder what they're talking about.
I wanna meet this guy.
I'm going up there.
I think they're talking about living on the ocean.
And all the friends they have that have been my friends.
Where's your harpoon?
So, well, hey, healthy boy, where's your harpoon?
I'm wondering why this whale's just hanging out
in front of the ball and not swimming anywhere.
Well, it looks sad or something.
Yeah, it looks depressed.
Hey, what kind of things do you see when you're on a dump?
You see any birds?
Uh, I saw a couple of seagulls.
Yeah.
But they actually landed on the dolphin with me.
You ever try talking to a seagull while you're riding
a dead dolphin?
That's where the dolphins are moving.
Or where's the dolphins here?
No, of course the dolphins are moving.
It's dead.
I said that in the beginning.
I'm not a pirate and the dolphin is...
Hey, Russia!
What?
Are you gonna hurt my dandy boy if he goes up there?
No, I've got nothing against Irish.
You see?
You poked the dolphin's eye out despite it.
Right.
It ached my eye and then it died.
Yeah, but that was your only way to live.
Was it your only friend?
Oh, scorpion turtle again.
Was it your friend?
Was it the dolphin?
Yeah.
No, it was just there.
I was out of shit with actual people, non-pirates.
We were, you know, dealing some guns to...
You don't care.
Like a pirate?
No, like an arms dealer.
We were going to do an actual business deal.
Not, you know, rob them.
You know, they were going to give us currency.
We were going to give them the guns.
We were going to say thank you when they're gone.
Maybe he's a really good harpoon thrower.
Oh, yeah?
Give him any turkey.
He'll be able to hit them.
Except a whale.
He has certain ethical...
There's nothing else.
There's, like, more water.
I can hit the water like a son of a bitch.
Is this your first time in the ocean?
I live on the ocean.
No, you can't live in the ocean.
You're not guilty.
He's not.
There's a seagull.
He looks...
A whale still swimming?
What else would it be doing?
Floating to the top after his death.
We haven't...
Nobody's...
This one is scared.
I'm not scared.
Hey, this you are.
Don't walk!
Be it.
We'll be your captain.
Okay, I'll be back.
Don't hit me.
I already have this, I don't.
Your kind of useless as it is.
What are you talking about?
I could jump off this boat and kill that whale with my bare feet.
Look out.
Do it.
I just got on the boat.
Let me relax.
I feel more interesting.
What are you, a that boy?
No, I love the ocean.
We were just talking before this.
You came.
I said, do people ever be bored on the ocean?
I said no.
Okay, it's funny, but no.
Well, I said no, and today's events are proofing no.
Okay.
So, this would just be superfluous if I jumped out and ate whale to death.
I don't think it would be superfluous at all. I think it would be.
Enlightenment.
What would you learn if I ate a whale in front of me?
Yes!
Swimming!
It would prove that you can live on the ocean.
No, I don't know that would happen.
It might be actually right, because if I jumped on the whale,
I would actually literally be living on the ocean for like a minute or two.
Do you think that's true?
Think about that for about 10 seconds.
I'm so close to the sun.
Whoa!
You're gonna fall in your own pool.
I'm a little too close to the sun, Tom.
What do you mean you're too close to the sun?
We're all, the sun's always around us all the time, except at night.
Well, I'm higher, so I'm very, very fast.
Oh, balls.
Do you feel that, Will?
No.
Very close.
It tastes good, not on the table.
Dude, it's fucking hard food!
I left it up there.
Good.
You stay put!
Just, just don't feel that hard food.
It's my favorite one.
One more demon for you today.
Come on, it was a toolpath.
Can I have one of that, too?
I don't know.
How old do you think I am?
I'm 12, 15 or something.
Hey, fuck, fucks!
I'm 20.
Where's the hot food?
Just because you're the captain, this means you can use that language.
I don't know, is that an actual slang?
Fuck, fucks?
Yeah.
What is fuck, fucks?
Oh, it's braised on the waters.
How old do you think you are?
What does that language mean?
How old do you think you are?
I don't know, they date over 38.
Is that ocean slang?
No.
Oh, shit, man.
22.
I don't look like this.
I mean, some of it's the eye, but that just happened.
You picked quite a sign that this kind of conversation.
Excuse me.
Oh, my son's gonna be rude.
Do you know what it was for me?
The sun gave me natural highlighters.
That's what happens when you don't know.
Yeah!
Oh, wow.
Yeah!
Dude, it's mouth was open.
You got it right in the open mouth.
That's the thing for the rest of the decade.
Are they saying that?
What?
You gotta know.
You gotta come upstairs and also find out.
Captain, I have to break this cube, but whales don't make games.
How do they do?
That's why we're on this.
This is the end.
