I didn't want to tell Marion and Abby, but I had a dream about the day and it just went really well and he really liked me.
Okay, so you're going to put this in your ear.
And you can hear everything that we say and just follow our lead and listen to everything that we say.
And you're going to tell me everything that we say?
We're going to tell you everything that we do and you're just going to follow what we say.
Okay, just listen to everything that we tell you.
Okay.
Okay?
Okay.
Oh my god, did you hear that?
Can we win?
She is into a Taekwondo and Shantos, so it's like school and homework.
Wait, so you mean she just starts a valedictorian?
Yeah, she really wants to be a valedictorian, so make her tell her happy.
You guys!
It's not going to work because I want to be a valedictorian.
It's not okay.
Abby!
What?
Can we focus for like two seconds?
She's going to be here any minute.
Is this noticeable?
No.
No.
I'm rooting for her.
I don't see this going well at all.
Okay, it's going good so far.
Look into his eyes.
Don't wink.
Yeah, no, don't wink.
That's weird.
Okay, now ask him, make conversation.
Ask him how his day was.
How his day was.
Well, how was your day?
Ask him if he's excited.
It was nice.
I was looking forward to his day.
Are you excited?
Look into his eyes.
Are you excited today?
Ask him if he was looking forward to your date.
Yeah, ask him, but don't be like desperate about it.
Yeah, be like, oh, so, were you looking forward to our date today?
So, who's this Kimmy Wynn girl?
She's really intelligent?
Yeah.
Yeah, she's Asian and like, I think she's from Vietnam or something.
Now, lightly grace his shoulder or brush his hand.
No, no, kiss him.
Cory.
No, you're really kissing.
Don't kiss him.
Cory, kiss him.
Do you want to kiss him?
No, shut up.
Cory.
Listen to me.
Do it.
Listen to me.
Do it.
Do it.
Give it to me.
Stop it.
Okay, kiss him.
You will never kiss him again.
Listen to me.
Kiss him.
Where is she going?
Run.
Run.
Run away.
Hey.
There he is.
I just want to say that this was not my fault.
They were supposed to tell me what to say.
You guys were supposed to tell me what to say.
One of you was saying one thing and one of you was yelling at me.
That's not even my fault.
And then my mind was just like, what do I do?
And the first thing I thought it was to run.
He probably just thought that you were so excited for your date and you were just like,
I can't wait to go home and blog about this.
I think I would feel a lot worse about it if I didn't have such supportive friends.
He's not going to call.
Look, I tried to teach her how to flirt, but she's kind of hopeless.
Mary Ann, get Cory and get over here right now.
I need to talk to you about Kimmy Nguyen. I have a plan.
Operation Destroy Kimmy Nguyen.
You're going to go in.
Do you want to destroy Kimmy Nguyen?
Yeah, she seems really nice.
I don't care if she's nice, she's moving in on my valedictorian position.
You're going to get math tutoring, okay?
From her.
I'm going to get all the information and we're going to learn all of her weaknesses.
And then we're going to destroy her!
What kind of weaknesses are you going to learn?
What method she uses to solve an algebraic equation?
That's a funny stuff.
