You know, the way I see it, because of Barack Obama, race relations in this country have
never been worse.
You know, that's actually not true.
We're just going to ignore the last two centuries for the civil rights movement, for slavery.
It's true.
It really is.
But the real problem is black on black crime.
You know, that's actually not a thing, just like white on white crime, not a thing.
Okay, listen, that's why I voted for Trump, because he's just saying what the whole country's
thinking.
Bingo.
What is it that they are thinking?
Is it racism, or sexism, or homophobia, or transphobia, or xenophobia?
Don't want to go home to your hyper-conservative family this holiday season, but you have to,
because they raised you, cloned you, fed you, and ultimately are currently paying your
college tuition.
Try the Libtha, the woke solution to your hyper-conservative family issues.
It's as simple as slipping a little something into a loved one drink.
You know, I really miss when you could go somewhere and everyone knew their place.
There were the whites.
Uh, Grandma Betty, I think your drink needs a little bit of a refill.
Oh, thank you.
Sweet.
No problem.
As I was saying, the lazy ethnics.
Here you go, Grandma.
Oh, thanks.
No problem.
Ethnic should be celebrated for their diversity, because it's a beautiful thing, and the core
of American values.
The Libpill works on everybody from setting their way old fogies to your, I hate, famous
middle-aged parents.
The Libpill even works in food.
You know, I hate to say this, but I don't think everyone deserves healthcare.
Hey, Dad, I think you need some more cranberry sauce.
Well, you know I love my crayons.
Well, get it up.
Oh, Dad.
You know, Amber, you are being so delightful tonight.
It's the least I could do.
Make sure you eat up.
You bet.
Mom, did you want some cranberries?
Thank you, dear.
Of course.
Honey, these are the best cranberries I can love them.
Thank you.
Rise up.
You know, I hate to say this, but as a nation, I don't think we're being tough enough on
sexual assault crime.
Really?
The Libpill works wonders, even with your cousin, Eddie, we decided to go to school in
the Deep South.
The University of Alabama, real-time, it's just different.
I mean, women know their place.
That's a humane.
And I'm actually a part of a student group that's trying to get rid of the only Planned
Parenthood in the entire state.
Cousin Eddie, you've always been the funniest cousin, right, guys?
He's so funny.
Cousin Eddie, love ya.
You know, it's actually funny that despite all of our years of progress, we just elected
a xenophobic reality TV star who doesn't pay income taxes and sexually assaults women
to be the leader of freedom.
The Libpill!
Side effects may include the ultimate loathsome of Donald Trump, admiration of Michelle Obama's
arms, and the constant urge to watch Hillary Rodham Clinton's concession speech and cry
Try the Libpill today!
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