Well, I've been searching all over and it's the best place I could find for the price.
So what do you think?
Do you like it?
Uh...
Uh...
Uh...
I don't know.
It seems iffy.
I just have a look inside.
I spent all weekend looking.
You got something on you.
Where?
There.
You know what?
Yeah, I forget about it.
When are we going to go inside this thing?
Well, I didn't think you'd ever ask.
Come on, let's go.
Why is everything broken?
There's no lock, I guess.
I didn't really see that one.
I don't see anybody in here.
Uh...
Are you getting any help?
I just go in.
Push it.
Oh, that's broken.
You broke that.
I'm not paying for that.
How are you?
Help me, come over here.
You're a large man.
This is worse than when I tried to sell this place to Stringy Pedro.
This place is a little small, isn't it?
This room is just awful.
Where's the next one?
Over there.
Oh.
This room actually has furniture.
That's not for sale, by the way.
Yeah, well, I wouldn't...
want to buy it anyway.
Why are you looking at me like that?
Like what?
I don't know.
Okay.
The floor is a bit bouncy.
This isn't doing it for me at all.
What else is there?
There's another floor.
Watch yourself, though.
The stairs are broken.
Yeah, I can see that.
Well, this is pretty much it.
What do you think?
Yeah?
I'm Mark Martin, okay?
I don't stay in houses with weird dark rooms
and fake pianos, all right?
Fine, through yourself.
This is a great house.
You're gonna have to let yourself out.
I'll take the stairs.
Tell me what I can and cannot fit down. I'll fit just fine, thank you.
It doesn't look like you're gonna fit through.
I said I can fit through there.
If you let me, if you calm down, let me get through there.
The stairway is way too small compared to you.
The stairway is not too small compared to me.
I can fit through it. I've done it before.
How'd I get up here?
It's not like I'm a school child who can't figure out what I'm doing.
I didn't see you were a child.
You implied it. You implied it.
You're too big for the stairwell.
I just say I'm not too big for the stairwell.
Look, I'm already through pretty much.
I can fit through it all.
Thank you.
