Greaties, I'm the Count Gordon DeVall, and with me this week we have Dr. Sarcophagi!
Hello! This is Budapest! She's...
Boo!
Yes!
Yes, she has a couple of very interesting features to Dr. Sarcophagi's new show.
Did you say pretty interesting features?
Yes.
What features are you featuring? What are you talking about?
Well, the great movies at your show.
Oh, that's what I thought you meant, because I know where you go with some of your stuff.
You felt it. He works felt it. Who, who, who is it?
Well, if you want to find out more about the spooky movie TV show, showing all over Northern Virginia,
and actually see an example, no, you are not going to see an example, but actually see them co-host my movie,
The Horror of Spider Island this week, all you've got to do is go over to my web program at www.
You ready for this? All together.
CountGod.com!
And you'll see us all there.
So don't miss it. It's, uh, it's, uh, it's, it's VAC!
It's VAC! It's absolutely VAC! It's just like ACDC, it was ACDC, VAC and VAC.
Hit the sack. Don't, don't, don't get the feedback.
Okay, I'm relevant.
Oh, Mickey making me blush.
You can see, my palms are getting red.
You read your pot. You got red pot.
See you next round.
Give back my pot. I'm not supposed to go without my gloves on.
I got psoriasis.
I got psoriasis.
No, it's just it makes me gesticulate better.
He has to take off your gloves.
Oh, she's red. But what do you take off?
She takes off her holidays.
Because we're trying to keep it above board.
And she's helping me.
It's a losing proposition. Do it against the one. He doesn't stand it.
Good heavens. There must be some children out there that are young and impressive.
We can't, we, I guess we don't want to be more than breastfed.
What are you talking about?
By falses.
We're gonna put a bunch of foam in every mouth.
You know, he's bad. He's, he's too much time in that coffin.
They can felt it.
Yeah, but look who I'm looking at. Look what I'm looking at.
Yes, you got Vampirella in your coffin.
But you know, I hope there's just glue keeping that up on the coffin.
Did I see that?
I'm blushing again.
I'm not going to edit it down.
They'll never know the difference.
They'll think we're good people.
When you finally die, you'll go to heaven because he's a vampire.
Who knows when they're going to die?
What are you exactly? Are you living?
A lady never tells.
A lady never tells if she's living or not.
Well, I'll tell you what. Here, you'll take this.
I'll take this.
I'm going to go find out.
He's going to find out if she's alive or not.
Oh, Lord have mercy.
I think he's going to borrow the death.
Oh, she's being gored.
Lord, get hold of Lord.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
What is this thing? It's Mammy's birthday?
Mammy, how I love you, how I love you.
Lord, it's like the radio city rocket back there.
Oh my God.
They're putting on the ritz back there now.
If you're blue and you don't know what to go to,
why don't you go where fashion sits?
She's alive.
She's alive?
Oh my God.
I hope you don't have little vampire babies.
Lord, have mercy.
That's just filthy.
I didn't sign on for this.
You should take some notes.
I should take some notes.
Lord, I don't even want to touch the pencil.
Lord.com, Gordon.com, it's all there.
It's all there.
Everything.
Oh my goodness.
Can I say that I'm blushing again?
You can go harder with that little snack.
I'm not laughing.
That's not funny.
I'm trying to...
I'm not a shriner.
I am not.
Yes, okay.
I have a little car.
With three clowns in it.
At the circus.
That drink...
Oh, go away.
Oh, you're so mean.
