It's a little...
A little what?
It's a little dry.
I know.
I mean, I just don't see what the big revelation is supposed to be.
Well, this is just the first chapter.
That's the whole chapter?
Maybe it's an introduction.
You've got the who and the what, but there's no why.
I don't get the why documents.
I'm not essential.
Well, I'm sure you'll make it work with this stuff.
It's good.
I should get to work.
Only six more weeks.
Good morning, my little NEPs.
As you know, one week ago, we announced a patriotic new strategy for reinvesting in democracy.
Unfortunately, as is often the case within our industry,
our motives have been questioned and misconstrued by various sensationalistic media personalities.
I just want you to hear it from the horse's mouth.
We're golden.
In fact, we're so golden, we've got the future planning committee working overtime on some exciting new expansion projects.
Unfortunately, nothing I can unveil just yet, but give us a few weeks.
It'll be worth it.
Blackout.
Jonathan, what's up?
I was just kind of wondering, are you going out for lunch today?
I am.
Okay.
Cool.
Why?
I was thinking, where should I go if I want to go out for lunch?
You should go to Burger King.
To eat at Burger King?
No. You eat at Burger King. I eat food.
I'm just looking for a good set of numbers on this.
Hi.
Hi.
I totally forgot what I was going to say.
Hey, I heard you were going to Burger King.
Could you give me a Whopper Junior and a Strawberry Shake?
Sure.
Double Whopper with cheese, add barbecue sauce, add ranch, no pickles, no lettuce, extra cheese between the patties, three of those.
And an extra large Suicide Soda.
I understand that I have paid for an economy car, okay?
And I understand that you upgraded me to a fucking Prius, alright?
I don't give a shit about the environment!
Look at you. You're late again.
Yeah. I'm just trying to stay ahead.
Yeah. I know what you mean.
Alright.
You alright?
Yeah. Just stretching my legs.
You know what's good for the legs? Your calves.
Put your foot just like that on a mop and just move like this.
It's one hell of a stretch.
Keep that one in mind.
Yeah. Thanks.
Alright. You win.
Win what?
Employee of the month.
I'm sure they're gonna reinstate your full pay immediately.
Right.
Did I say goodnight?
No.
Later.
Fuck!
What do we got here, huh?
Easy cowboy. Easy does it.
Holy shit.
Unbelievable.
Hey. Seriously. Chill the fuck out.
Alright?
Ah. We're good. We're good.
Oh, that's a great idea.
Are you being serious?
I don't know you well enough to know if you're being serious right now.
A book?
Yeah. I mean, the American people have a right to know about the shit that happens.
What's that say?
1037.
1037 books written about black water.
The American public doesn't read. They watch TV.
What are you talking about, though?
I mean, every one of those assholes on MSNBC has a book or a newspaper column.
Okay, but, Jonathan, the difference is, 18 months from now, when your little book is published,
nobody's gonna give a shit.
You got the order wrong. TV first, then you write a book.
What the hell am I gonna get on TV?
You're not.
I don't know.
I don't know.
