I got a crib full of corn and a turning plow, but the ground's too wet for me, so I'm
I got a crib full of corn and a turning plow, but the ground's too wet for the hopper now.
I got a cul-de-vader and a double tree, a leather line for the haul and jeep, let the
thunder roll and the lightning flash, I'm doing alright for country trash.
I'm saving up dimes for a rainy day, I got about a dollar laid away, the winds from the south
and the fishing's good, got a potbelly stove and a cord of wood, mama turns the leftovers into
hash, and God's got a heaven for country trash, God's got a heaven for country trash, I'll be doing alright
for country trash.
That's a pack of Joey down like a mule.
Actually, he's a mule this year.
Oh, that's right.
Got it. But the phones don't work up there.
Yeah, the problem.
Okay, how do we come in?
Oh!
Oh, down, down, down, watch this.
Good, here's me.
Wait!
Oh, rips!
That's actually just found a nice big log to walk across.
Oh, bonsai!
Nice.
Raining, huh? I didn't even realize.
It's raining.
Damn.
Ready to go set up?
Whoa!
This is one of the better campsites we've had back now.
Yeah, it's very good.
This is like a campsite you pay for.
Oh, this one's nice too, dude. Look at this.
More seating on the other one now.
Everyone's pitching in.
You guys drank down a whole bottle already?
No, this was half, right?
You're not even half.
No, I got the full bottle.
We got that drunk.
We can edit that out, don't worry.
It's not about liking it.
It's a need, not a watch.
Like Bernie Madoff.
DSK?
I want a Crip Walk, dude, here.
Who's wearing blue?
I'll give you one of these.
Steve, did you try this in Maine?
Yep.
And it wasn't even wet.
That'll go.
Get it fluffier.
Can you take time out?
Steve, Steve, hold on.
He needs a fluffer.
Hey, no, go up to the right.
You almost got it.
There you go.
Get the dry piece.
Give it a blowjob.
Give yourself a chance.
Nice, sir.
Life coach, Mike Lashley.
Getting the tinder together.
Ah, fuck you.
Fuck you, fuck him.
Leave him alone.
Let him alone.
Let him alone.
But me, you know, I think if you could just hustle like that
at the beginning of the month,
and then hustle like that all month,
then where would you be at the end of the month?
Right, sir?
You see, these guys aren't going to pick up.
Nobody respects them.
That's why you can't get those leads.
It's true in the way that as long as blood is blue,
my veins.
Fuck, I look like a fat American.
It's just way off my back.
A little warm wound.
The warm wound?
The warm wound.
That was really gay on the top of my head.
Chicken stew.
Talon.
It's insane, right?
Who's the guy, though?
Who's the one?
We like Chris on the fire.
I want a name.
I don't want to hear we.
I want to hear who.
I want a who so I can yell and point.
I want to hear who.
Who's into what I thought you.
Get what I'm saying?
To fucking stop it all off, I'm standing there.
I got to wait.
I got to wait the fucking.
I got to wait the fucking 17 minutes.
Yo, what's going on?
Yo, he's up with the, yo.
We're really starting to meld right now.
No, I want to blast him.
But I was like, yeah, I had that story.
I was like, grrr with the AK, brah.
Grrr with the AK.
It's just like a hog jowl, and it's like gray.
Yeah.
He had that.
Jowl.
Jowl.
He just looks like a gray curtain hanging on his head.
He's probably not alive right now, dude.
If that guy's alive, then...
He runs like a car dealership or something.
What?
Morning, Joe.
How'd you sleep?
Very, very well.
Very relaxed.
Good.
Super quiet out here, except for the beef.
Do you think he stuns the fish with that big tail?
He might.
What's up, Evan?
What's up, Joe?
Everybody?
Hello?
What were you dreaming about?
You know, I had a dream about it, that movie, be kind of wild.
Oh, God.
Even your dream's a gag.
How about you, Rich?
How'd you sleep?
Good.
How about you, Joe?
How'd you sleep?
Good.
Would you do a sleepy bag?
It's breakfast time, Steve.
Like, do I want to strap my pack on and go somewhere else?
Or do I want to stay here on the left and go to the right?
I hear you.
No, he was...
He was 14 when we went to have him.
You get to feed him after you get to the location.
If he eats first, he gets real lackadaisical.
Get it in the fucking bag when let's go.
Got the yellows and the browns going.
Joe, how do I look?
You look all right.
And if you look great, Rich, you guys look great.
You look all right.
This has got to be our used three vacation days for this.
I wear a cloth.
I thought he was my shoes.
You could do what they would believe in yourself, Evan.
Hey, hey, oh!
Hey, oh!
I'm out from school, huh?
Don't get the other one wet.
You're fucked.
It's the Asian, not our foot.
All right, two good on the feet.
All right, come up here.
You ready?
Yeah.
Don't drop it.
I'm going on there.
Pretty nimble for a heavy set guy, huh?
What do you got there, buddy?
A little poison ivy.
What do you say?
What do you got?
Always.
I always have something.
Whoa, whoa, style and speed.
And speed.
That's a cozy spot.
This is as good as anything we've had in the past.
That's crazy.
Nothing else on this fucking terrain.
Are you going to videotape me?
Yes.
For when I fall in?
Yep.
Oh, dude.
I got sidestepping.
I'm going to give you your money.
What?
Right between your legs.
Success.
There you go.
Right in between?
I'm so stoned, man.
I'm so stoned, cop.
Right on top of Steve.
I don't know.
I'm trying to figure it out for myself.
You want me to go by Richie?
You wouldn't like that.
The master never sleeps near the cattle.
All right.
Never mind.
It's not going to happen.
Hello.
Tonight on the menu, you have your choice of bowtie or penne.
With chicken, very sharp, very delicious.
As an hors d'oeuvre, we're doing wasabi peas.
We'll be right back.
Who knows?
Who's the shitting expert?
I'm coming back.
I'm back with a headlamp.
It doesn't matter.
I'm back with water of life.
Right, Steve?
Now that you told me.
It's Gaelic.
Whiskey.
It means water of life.
No.
You're back, Dad, dude.
You carried that.
You carried that.
Not the chef's head.
Here's commercial, man.
Cue background music.
And we'll be back.
Right after this.
I'm blacked out.
Are you kidding me, dude?
I don't think you can get the bad chip out of there.
Mm-hmm.
There.
There's nobody to know anything.
You're too stupid.
Stupid.
Why don't you taste that first?
Make sure it's pure, Sarge.
Put a little bit on the thumbs there.
I didn't know what kind of drug it was, but I figured I'd mix it in with the drums I was
already doing.
It's...
Yeah.
It was done.
He looks pretty good.
I'm not gonna...
I'm rich and my neighbor was born in 1960s.
Is it look cool?
Is it look cool?
You know, I don't know.
I don't know, dude.
Space junk.
Space junk.
Space junk doesn't move diagonally.
The other thing was doing a square in, square out, like a football player.
What is that?
I haven't even really looked at that yet.
Do you like the upside down tent?
What is this?
Marvel of engineering.
So that the...
No!
Oh, look at that.
Whoa!
That was awesome.
There you go.
It's just three sounds.
Just the condensation.
Yeah.
Upside down tent.
Falling on me.
Over there on some coffee.
Mm.
Over your days, y'all.
Over your days, y'all.
Over your days, y'all.
Search got into the feed bag again, and the booze bag.
We're heading, I don't know where we're heading, but we're having fun.
Adjust it to the size of your cock, and begin.
Joe, get a picture of Ritchie.
Ritchie, get a picture of Ritchie.
What are you guys doing?
Trying to mend the fence that you broke with your fat ass.
Big one got out last night, somebody left the lock off the feed.
Must have been at it all night.
He don't know when to stop.
Last night, you know, we had a Montana, Joe.
The little cabin and shit, the fire.
Oh, yeah.
We could find something out here like that.
That would be good.
I mean, we're so close to the car anyway, you know.
I guess we should go to this town, dude, because I really don't feel like driving in the rain.
Do you want to kill that?
He's a guy.
Don't take his anger off.
He looks like a fucking animal.
Yeah, the rain, you know, it's not terrible, but it's, you know, not what you want to end up with.
Right.
You know, you want to end on the high note.
It's the same guy.
And that's how I met your father, kids.
Nice, dude.
Good dude, I got to close this.
All right, yeah.
Oh, this guy.
Holy cow.
Close enough.
Oh, shit.
Can somebody tell us what the last word was?
Why?
Oh, it was fun.
Can you take that out?
Is that what you mean?
What?
Good hike.
Label out.
I think we're lost on purpose, just to attack some more miles on.
For those pizzees.
You should do a time lapse of me eating the burger, Joe, because it's going to take moments.
Done?
You're good.
Yeah, right here, go down here.
How many is in there, a few?
Two, several.
Two.
A gentleman does not adjust his crotch in public.
Really?
If a gentleman is around another person's dog, he does not tease that dog or encourage it
to bark.
The gentleman is always ambiguous when demanding items from a waitress.
Hello?
Boom.
She awakes with a thrust.
There's a man in his suit standing in front of her.
He's in his early thirties.
He's tall with a warm smile and a thick head of blonde hair.
He's holding a Louis Vuitton attaché and a bloody punk burned to death in agony.
In the moral of the story, never trust a guy in a suit.
That's what you were writing here?
Well, I wrote the first part and then I wrote the rest today.
You're not describing him, blonde and blue eyes.
He's tall.
I thought I was getting laid.
He's going down.
He's going down.
He's going down.
He's going down.
He's been at that hooch a long time.
A gentleman never stumbles or tries to claim that he's still sober.
Instead, he retreats quietly.
He retreats quietly to the car, lays down and gets a good night's sleep and apologizes
for his behavior in the morning.
Do it, Steve.
Do it.
Do it.
Do it.
Do it.
Do it.
Do it.
Do it.
Do it.
Do it.
Do it.
Do it.
Do it.
This whole thing got burned, dude.
That was a bad idea to put that pump in on fire, right?
Everyone was checking it right? Wasn't it a better idea to put the pumpkin in the fire?
Hold on, I can't understand both of you at the same time.
Hold on, one more time.
Don't you think it was a better idea to put the pumpkin in the fire?
This is the end of the video, I guess.
Everybody say goodbye. Say goodbye, Steve.
Bye, Joe.
Rich.
Bye.
Search.
Bye.
Chris.
Bye.
Mr. Asia.
Bye.
Our country treads.
When we shot this scene with search, he was three days constipated.
Nobody on the crew knew. He kept it a secret.
