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Mommy, do you think they seem good?
They seem well, to be more careful with English.
Mommy, what is gay mean?
How are we today?
I am very gay.
Gay is evil!
It's so colorful, what do you call it?
I'm gay, but I'm only attracted to women.
Thank you very much, Mr....
Would you like to tell your mother what's wrong with that?
Okay, this is how I deal with things, okay?
I clean.
What are you doing here?
I don't know where we're working at this weekend.
I've lost only some famous guy named Bruce.
It's Bruce Blanche's house.
My boyfriend Michael Easton's hair make-up when he was on Hollywood Squares.
Your boyfriend?
Yeah, why?
No, I mean...
Bye, guys.
Bye, guys.
Oh, my God.
Marriage is an institution between a man and a woman.
Tini is completely and utterly home-above-ing.
I don't think I'd be comfortable to dude showed up at my wedding hall in my hands, you know?
See, I knew it. You're a homophobe.
This is my Michael. I'm a boyfriend.
I think he has a problem with us.
This is how mistletoe works.
Guys, if you two kiss, I swear, the pigs in a blanket I just ate are gonna be all over this carpet.
I am sick and tired of your homophobic slurs.
Be so sensitive. You know what I wish?
I wish you were gay.
See, you knew what it was like to walk in my shoes.
Why wish?
You were straight.
I like to bang that like a screen door in a hurricane.
Wow.
That's quarter up that ass and get change back.
I'm not gay, but at least I wasn't.
Look, I'm working it out, okay?
This is going to sound really bizarre, but I've been noticing women lately.
What if I was gay?
You know I don't like them theoreticals.
Hi. I'm Harold.
Hi, Harold. This is my man, my boyfriend, my dude, many years together.
Oh, my God.
Tony Bryant.
So you want to be gay, huh?
Poof. You're gay.
Poof. You're gay. You all saw your rights.
Happy. What is going on?
