Have you tried Tinder?
Online dating?
Are you kidding?
Don't be such a snob.
The love of your life could be out there.
I'd rather stay at home on the couch with a bottle of chloroform.
Stop being such a negative Nancy.
You are a smart, beautiful, successful woman.
And that's exactly what men want.
Well, it only takes one.
And besides, you could always be up for a rub in the hay.
You're not actually going to wear that, are you?
What's wrong with it?
Why don't you try wearing something a little more colorful?
Come on.
I'll help you.
If you touch me, I will kill you and bury you in tweed.
You look like a schoolteacher.
How about that cute little orange number your sister got you?
Oh my God.
You can take the balladonna if you really really want to poison.
A bit of arsenic will do the trick if you want poison.
Hi, Brooklyn, right?
Like the borough?
Oh, you got that, huh?
What's with the car?
Uh, I like to eat and drive, plus, um, the restaurants in Coney Island.
What kind of a place is it?
It's, uh, Kazakhstanian, um, it's like a little secret
treasure.
Like to tonos?
What's the tonos?
The answer to alcohol?
It's BYOB.
Do you want something?
I mean, I could really use a glass of wine.
Okay.
Go ahead.
The hell is that?
They didn't have any wine.
So you bought a 40?
What?
I'm a Snoop Dogg?
Um, I could get you something to drink.
Yeah, I could get you something to drink.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Do you want to split the bill?
What?
The bill.
You know what's sport?
I got it.
Wait, where are you going?
Where are you going?
I got it.
What should we do?
You should call 911.
Yeah, we found a body on the boardwalk.
West 22nd Street.
Alright, bye.
They're on their way.
What are you doing?
Just save this guy's life.
Where are you going?
Where are you going?
Where are you going?
Where are you going?
