We've been friend, got one sec, about to catch this magmar, got it, alright what's up?
Well, hello.
Hey, what's going on?
Hey man, you got the wrong guy. I like Suicide Squad, okay?
You've got bigger things to worry about. I've been watching you. I've seen your giant checks. You must be rolling in it.
You do know the size of the check has nothing to do with how much it's worth.
Of course I know that! What's all this money for anyway?
It's for eSports leagues, like Mortal Kombat, Halo, and games like that.
Really? It doesn't matter. I know they don't give giant checks like that to just anybody.
Get ours off Amazon.
Let's just see how much your life is worth.
Alright, listen up. What's your company called again?
ESL.
Dumb.
Listen up ESL. I've kidnapped your number one employee. What's your name again?
Joshua Gray.
I've kidnapped your number one employee, Joshua Gray. Now what's he worth to you?
You better start paying up or he's going into a fad of acid head first.
Yeah, let me put you on speaker.
Hey, Michele, this gentleman on the phone who says he's kidnapped Josh and that if we don't pay him, he's going to lower Josh into a fad of acid head first.
Head first?
That's what he said.
Doesn't it make more sense to do it feet first?
That's a good point.
Yeah, Michele would like to know if you meant feet first because that might hurt more.
First of all, I can hear him. You don't have to repeat it.
Secondly, of course I meant feet first. Obviously that would hurt more.
Hey guys, my kid never thinks that the size of the check is how much it's worth.
The physical size, literally.
Height and width.
That's crazy.
How can a financial system like that be?
Shut up. No I didn't.
All right, you better stop laughing and start paying. Otherwise, he's going into the acid head first.
Feet first?
Of course that's what I meant.
How much is a ransom?
Yeah, Michele would like to hurt him.
I heard him.
Make me an offer.
How much is your number one employee worth?
Yeah, we're going to call you right then.
It's progress.
So you want to talk to pass the time?
No, I figure we're here and we're nothing's going on.
Okay, fine. What do you want to talk about?
Well, I haven't actually thought about that.
Oh, do you guys do call duty tournaments in there?
Yep. You know, I used to be a pretty big call duty guy. Not so much anymore, but before.
It's fascinating.
Oh, thank goodness.
So what's it going to be, gentlemen?
You can keep it.
I can't believe they called my bluff. What am I supposed to do now?
So you're not going to dip me in acid?
I don't have any acid. I really need that money.
So, can I take off?
Go, just get out of here.
And so, between getting ripped off in this, it's a little short on cash.
Versus, do you have the money or not?
No.
This is not what I wanted to hear. I'll be in touch.
Time to go to work.
