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Morning
Good morning, ladies.
Oh, hi!
Boy, that walk to work's getting longer and weirder every day.
How long have you worked here now, Mr. Lawrence?
I've been going down three years, five months.
Why don't you buy yourself a damn car?
Two weeks, three days, ten seconds.
I ain't deaf, smartass!
Please, the ladies want me and all the ladies!
Oh, what do we got here?
Good morning, Mary! Good morning!
Come on, it's a joke!
Have you ever been with twins besides your one last night?
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, did I wake you, senior daydreams?
No, just resting my eyes. I'm okay.
I could've been big in the stand, man.
Woo, they would've eaten me up!
Speaking of Japan, you know what I found on the truck today?
You ever been to Mexico?
They got this dance down in Mexico that makes the ladies go crazy.
It's called the macaroni. Have you ever done it?
No, wait, man. It's macaroni, I know.
It's alright. Hey, you can eat that, thanks.
You know, in Germany, there's a stand-up that's completely different than it is in America.
Why?
Look at this joke. There's three twins and they're sitting in a bathtub.
Good night. See you tomorrow.
Hey, aren't you forgetting something?
Garbage things.
That's right, you can with TV, stereo, cameras.
Just for you to Mexico and Hawaii, fuck, millions of pictures covered with greasy spaghetti fillers.
From Brent Street to Disneyland, man.
Really? But how does it work?
I'm Tom Lifewood, coming up at 7 o'clock.
We're closing up a popular amusement park at the numerous important street markets.
You'll be affected, but our own Vicky Akamoto was a very special report.
Thank you.
Thanks, Tom. This is breaking news for me.
The kids twisted a local trail of jewelry theft and investigators continued their search to no avail.
Police are saying tonight that one robber has been sent to a store with over $20,000 worth of diamonds over the past week.
The owner of the store here today says the bandit asked to look into it.
Oh, yes.
You should have followed me. This appeared, leaving an exchange for the gems.
A snow globe of Florida and three pieces of hard candy.
Our special investigation.
Very unusual.
You said about me.
Planning your vacations couldn't be a headache.
Your generation deserves a break.
Without any requirements for a pocket, why not take off?
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Oop!
That was nice.
Thank you very much.
Hey ladies.
Oh no man, I've been there.
Reggie time.
Reggie time!
Oh mon!
So, you been to Turkey?
Let me tell you something about Turkey.
Damn Turkey!
The women there, they wear a lot of wool on the winter,
but when they take it off, boom, boom, boom,
turkey time!
I'm not talking goo, I'm talking doop, doop, doop,
just have a do!
Turkey time!
Ah, get it!
Sorry Lawrence.
Oh, come on!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
He cried and he told him
136 choosing feet
What? Don't waste my time.
We had 138 last month and we haven't sold any.
What's wrong with you, son? It's called math.
Do I have to buy a calculator for everything? Jesus Christ!
Come on! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
Whoa! He's never going to let you have that.
Good night, my loyal employees.
Good night, Mr. H.
Whoa, there. Whoa, where are you going? Hey, where are you going? Whoa, there, Nellie! Where are you going, little man?
I thought you'd take it home to go work on it.
Do I look like I knit it, too?
No. What?
No, you look like a real smart guy.
Haven't you seen my new sign?
Oh, you mean shoplifting?
Yeah, shoplifting.
That's a good one, Mr. Hernandez.
I must be going now.
Yeah, you're going.
Get up! Get this thing out of here.
I was this far from the major. This far.
What?
I took over the death trap with Doug Salvador retired.
Well, I guess I thought I worked here long enough to take work home.
That's what I get for hiring a teenager.
I'm 24 years old.
Yeah, well, start acting like that. And don't give me that face.
You know I could have hired a monkey to be doing what you're doing around here.
And a monkey wouldn't be stealing from my house, either.
You little red pork.
Sal! I'm early. It's me.
Did you know that the Indians used to give corn as a peace offering?
What?
Yeah, they'd say something like this.
Your disappointment's so number one, boss.
I am just merely a pawn in your game.
I mean, no, I'm a fiery phoenix from out of the ashes and into the blue yonder.
Resurrected to...
Smart day.
Oh, I can come back later and clean your office.
Great.
I'll be mopping away back here. Moppy mop mop.
Hey! The truck's here, you idiot!
Woo!
I remember the time I took on that sorority house. Me and 20 sorority sisters.
Woo! I was knocking boots left and right.
Panty raid! Panty raid! Panty raid! Panty raid! Panty raid!
Oh, yeah. I was running in the shower. I was getting a little wet.
Woo!
What the hell is that?
Hey! That's my tank!
Panty raid!
Panty raid!
Panty raid!
Panty raid!
Panty raid!
Panty raid!
Sorry. I didn't see you in the road back there, I guess.
Hello, you're Renzi. Foreign, huh? Nice bike, mister.
Thanks.
Beverly says this is a bad neighborhood. The dirty people live around here.
Sometimes there's even homeless perverts.
Who's Beverly?
Beverly is my mother.
Shouldn't she be in school or something?
Summer holiday.
You know, there's a Santa's enchanted forest right in the middle of Florida.
What do you want?
You're sitting on it.
Got turn signals on this thing, mister?
I don't think you should be touching that.
Brakes?
No, you should be standing over there. Can I sit there, please?
Beverly says if I do a good job, we could leave to Florida.
I...
Hold on to this. I could sure use a vacation. Let me tell you.
Um, but I don't think you should be there. You can't...
Hey, mister. He gotta learn to relax.
Otherwise, they'll walk all over.
Can I...
Can I sit here, please?
Can I sit here, please?
Can I sit here, please?
Listen, Beverly says if I do a good job, we could leave to Florida.
Hold on to this.
Can I sit here, please?
Can I sit here, please?
Can I sit here, please?
Can I sit here?
Can I sit here, please?
Can I sit here, please?
