This is a special thing we're doing here and our church is special.
I mean, we're not like any other church.
We do things that most churches would not do.
I mean, look, we got you here now with your big fancy cameras doing a documentary about
our church.
Enjoy.
Just enjoy.
I'm going to bless everyone with a selection.
Imagine me.
I'm Moses Abraham.
Moses.
Moses Abraham.
The choir director.
Choir director.
What I've come up with is something to take us into the future, a date with Moses.
A date with Moses to the golden chorale.
My name is Feluja James and I'm a member of First Baptist.
I sang in the choir in the alto section.
They asked me to do this video, but I ain't really got no way to raise money.
Like, what I'm going to do is sell something.
I have a very special collection of gloves, but I think I would be willing to go on and
auction those gloves off for a very small fee so we could continue to do our good work.
This first glove was actually used when we were building the church.
Now, you know, a lot of people don't know this, but our church, it was built on a Manoa
farm.
Do I curse in church?
Yes.
Who told you that?
When I walk out of that church, it's mother f***ing ass.
You know what I'm saying?
What if we was French and in church and somebody came up in a French church and said, that
wouldn't be nothing bad to them because it's English.
Pass a f***ing pastor.
Maybe that's what I could do.
I could curse for money.
$5.
Mother f***ing $6.
$7.
Uh-huh, uh-huh, and then I might, you know, do a few things in there just to make sure
that she knows that this is Moses Abraham here, just throw something in.
What you doing later?
I spent a lot of time outside.
I like nature.
I like the trees and the grass and all of that because I'm a country girl, you know?
This little b***h that I like to sit on in the park or whatever.
And I just think.
And so I go out there and try to think of business ideas and stuff.
And I had this one idea of a colored gold tooth.
What if you had a red metal gold tooth or a blue metal gold tooth?
Yes, this brings back a lot of special memories for me.
But anyway, I would say a glove like this because it has so many uses, probably $50.
I think that's a fair price, given all that it's been through.
I mean, I could tell you, well, I won't go there, but I put this in real quick just to
show y'all.
See, this is one of my, what they call this, like a sample, like a business model.
Okay, you see how this snap on right here?
Hold up now.
Hold up, hold up, hold up.
So if it's just snap on your tooth like that, and imagine that this gold tooth is green.
I might stop my own church.
And the name of the church might be Mother f***ing church.
Mother f***ing church.
Come and get free teeth.
Come and get your free gold caps.
It's a girl.
I go to the rock.
Hey, hey, hey.
The Lord is the rock of my salvation.
The Lord is the stone that the builder rejected.
I run to the mountains and the mountains stand by me.
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