Look at this ridiculous colour. What? My hair, it's horrendous.
Are they horrendous? It looks lovely. You look too red.
No darling, it makes you look younger. I was left a little wavy anyway, I told him to
look really straight. Yes? Yes Chief Inspector? Of course Chief Inspector. Straightaway Chief
Inspector. Unit 3 do you read me? Unit 3 do you read me? Unit 3 I'm going to lose my
glasses. Unit 3 do you read me? For fuck sake, where the fuck are you?
Come. Bob, you better be in here. I swear I'll get that fucking lizard from between
your legs and feed it to the fucking dog for dinner. Fuck off Molly. Can't take a shit
in peace for five minutes. Here's my fucking lunch break. It's an order from the fucking
Chief. You piece of scum, you have seven minutes. Order? What order? Can we own a salad with
grilled halloumi please? Bob, where else do you want? Lemon, syllabub please. Jack! Jack!
Piece of shit. Hello Bob, how are you? The order Motherfucker. What? Doors for the
box. You cocksucker. We have five minutes. Holy mother god fucking mother fucking shit.
Fuck the party.
Don't die you pigs.
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it is our pepperoni
we are closed, don't you have no respect?
why did you order a pepperoni?
don't you know that Chief Inspector is a fucking vegetarian?
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