In the land of sand at the far east, the place where the sun starts to shine, ruled by the evil monster named Hua Ren, master of the white tiger clan, with his notorious reputation of wickedness and crime as a cold-blooded, black-hearted, low-life, scumbag son of a bitch, he still wants to do his masterpiece.
By that, he creates the ultimate fighting-to-death match game called...
I can't pronounce that. The purpose of such a wicked game is only to spread chaos throughout the hearts of his most fearsome political enemies.
Oh, my fat little Simone boy, mem boobs galore.
ʰᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉ.
Hua Ren, sens one of his trusted slaves, the number one masked warrior called...
Bill the Drill Ninja, to kidnap the beautiful Lulu, the master of the snake house's wife, to be his hostage.
Bill leaves a note to the master of the snake house named Tim Bill.
He completely responds like a snake, grabs the dart with a note attached to it, he reads the note.
ʰᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉ ᵉᵉᵗᵒᶦᵗˢʰʰʷᵉ.
kad hybʸx ᵉᵉᵉ ᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉ ᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉ ᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉ.
ˢᵗᵉ ᵉᵉᵉ ᵉᵉᵉᵉx ᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉuba.
If you want your best friend's wife to be alive, you have to fight with him before me at the Sunset Horizon, sign the White Tiger.
What a nice piece of ass! Oh my!
They are best friends by blood.
Come, let us cut ourselves so we can honor our friendship. You first.
Now we will mix the blood in the alcohol and truly we will become brothers.
The best Russian vodka imported from China. Perfect.
To your honor.
Come, brother, you drink first. Good.
And both of them are masters of each individual kung fu style.
Come, let us cut ourselves so we can honor our friendship.
Come, let us cut ourselves so we can honor our friendship.
Come, let us cut ourselves so we can honor our friendship.
Come, let us cut ourselves so we can honor our friendship.
Come, let us cut ourselves so we can honor our friendship.
Come, let us cut ourselves so we can honor our friendship.
Come, let us cut ourselves so we can honor our friendship.
Well, watch this, watch this, please.
Come, let us cut ourselves so we can honor our friendship.
It can't be. No, please, no.
Come, let us cut ourselves so we can honor our friendship.
Come, let us cut ourselves so we can honor our friendship.
Since then, the dry land is in peace ever and after.
Thank you for watching.
