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Yeah, we are having auditions today.
You're welcome.
Dude, this is fucking brilliant.
So, man, that's talking about how a ballgame resembles the structure of the feeder.
So, basically, Cabaret and the Golden State Warriors in the finals this year is the same thing.
Alright, well, I don't understand how you can compare Steph Curry to Alan Cummings, though.
Cumming.
Cumming.
No, it's coming, like I am coming.
That's disgusting. Why didn't he change it?
I don't know.
Excuse me.
I'm sorry, there's no smoking in here.
Hi.
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I'm here to play the lead of your upcoming production of Othello.
I was drinking that.
That's okay. That's cool.
Let me just pull up the audition schedule and we'll see if we can find you a slot.
Audition?
Audition.
Audition. I don't know what that is.
Audition?
Audition.
Audition, that's a word, right?
Yeah, that's a word.
So, listen, everybody's gonna have to try out for a part in the show.
I don't think you understand.
I'm not trying out for anything.
I'm Margot.
You know, from the movie.
Oh, so you're like Margot?
Oh.
Sorry, copyright.
Can't say that.
Okay.
Is that an herbal cigarette?
Yes, of course. That's what I smoked in the movie.
So you played Margot in the movie?
Yes. So you're not actually Margot from the movie?
I don't see the difference.
Alright, so Margot, or whoever the fuck you are,
there are lots of very talented and beautiful people who are auditioning for the role of Desdemona,
including myself.
That's great, but I'm here to play the lead.
Othello?
Okay.
Othello is a man.
Yeah. Othello, also, person of color.
Okay, and that's no problem. I mean, look.
Hey, pick up.
Oh, no.
No, no, no. You cannot do that. That is incredibly offensive.
What?
It is the cause.
It is the cause, my soul. I tell you that.
I will not shed blood.
Nor, nor scar this whiter skin than snow.
Hey!
Hey!
It is the cause. I tell you that it is the cause you chase stars.
I will not shed blood.
Nor, nor scar this whiter skin than snow.
A cute-less death.
I die.
I got this.
