How To Get You And Your Foodie Friends Wasted For The Holidays
Also known as an eggnog recipe.
First off, grab a dozen eggs and start separating them, discarding the whites.
Rain drops on roses and whiskers on kittens, bright copper kettles and warm woollen mittens.
Brown paper packages, add two cups of sugar.
These are a few of my favorite things. Cream colored ponies and crisps, apple strudels, doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzels.
And whisk into a velvety, while geese that fly with the moon on their wings.
Add a cup of heavy cream.
Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes, snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes, silver white winters.
Next, a quart of whole milk.
These are a few of my favorite things. When the dog bites, when the bee stings, when I'm feeling sad.
I simply remember my favorite things and then I don't feel so bad for music.
And now, time for the alcohol.
I love those J-I-N-G-L-E bells. Oh, those holiday J-I-N-G-L-E bells. Oh, those happy J-I-N-G-L-E.
V-E-P-L-L-S, I love those J-I-N-G-L-E bells.
Start with a quart for a thousand milliliters of bourbon.
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way. Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh.
Then one half cup of dark brown.
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way. Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh.
Dashin' through the snow. And finally, a cup of cognac. Or the fields we go. Season with freshly ground nutmeg.
J-I-N-G-L-E bells on cocktail ring, makin' our spirits bright. What fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh.
And a pinch of salt.
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way. Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh.
I love those J-I-N-G-L-E bells. Oh, those happy J-I-N-G-L-E bells. Oh, those happy J-I-N-G-L-E bells.
Soar in the fridge for a month, or up to a year. J-I-N-G-L-E bells jingle all the way. Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh.
