My name is Jeffrey. I am a part of the C.T. series. I am the only robot released freely into the world, and I was made to be friendly and make humans feel good.
I mean, adapting to the human world was definitely hard.
I didn't think it would be that difficult adapting to the real world, but there are so many responsibilities. I had to get a job. I had to get an apartment. I had to do all the small things a human normally does.
I mean, can you imagine a robot doing human shit? It's awful.
I had to get a job. I had to do all the small things a human normally does. I had to do all the small things a human normally does.
You know, when he comes on to set, he's a total diva, and if he doesn't get what he wants, he's going to act out.
So what I wanted to do is to document his life, kind of see what happens on a daily basis for him.
Does my hair look good? I want to make sure it looks good for the big screen. This is going to be in theaters, right? Like my face on billboards and posters.
They said robots can never be movie stars. But look at me! I'm so excited.
Don't worry.
That's what this is about. You know, you're thankful I chose you to make the movie that's going to make me rich and famous. You're lucky.
I don't know why he thinks this is a big debut in Hollywood. I'm just a college student making student films. At most this is going to go to YouTube or Vimeo. Nothing more than that.
Yeah, I've worked with this director before on a couple of projects, and he's fine. He doesn't give me enough screen time. That's it, so I don't know how successful he's going to be if he can't recognize talent like this.
We've worked on a couple of projects before this, and he's available. That's like the good thing about him. But he's a total diva on set. I have to cater to all his needs. He's very demanding.
Damn, do I give a hell of a good performance.
I do not see that I'm a born superstar.
At the time, I thought all humans were like Oliver. You know, just really awkward and odd, and they couldn't say anything intelligent or funny. Turns out I was right. All humans are like Oliver.
I mean, I'm kind of a worldwide sensation. Humans have the notion that robots are like machines. Like you'd only find one in a factory. It blows their minuscule minds that a robot can live on their own, or become a superstar when in reality it's inevitable.
There's been a lot of speculation on the internet about his true identity, and if he's really a robot or not. So I asked him to make a personal statement to see where he stands on this issue.
Of course, I'm a robot. How am I not a robot? You can see the serial number on my ass. And if that's not enough proof for you internet trolls, you can just eat my cogs.
Give me a peace sign.
I'm not a robot. I'm not a robot.
I'm not a robot. I'm not a robot.
You know what? It's acne. Probably has a lot of acne underneath that mask. It's all over his face. That's why he won't show it to us.
I'll tell you this. I know his real name is James. But whenever I call him by that, he never responds. It's like he's trying to deny the fact that he's, you know, a James. What's wrong with that name?
So I know this will come as a surprise to most of you, but I am actually single. So if any of you young ladies out there want to make some electricity, you can contact my agent.
So I don't actually have an agent, but you can email me at CT486JG at gmail.com and I'm usually pretty quick to respond.
He wasn't always over the top. I heard on set he was hard to work with, but once they cut for the day, he's just pretty quiet. He goes back to his trailer and doesn't even talk to anybody.
I made this hot new app. It's called Nuts and Bolts and it's going to be so successful because get this, it's a dating app for robots. So all you lonely robots out there get ready to get your metallic love on.
Do you use that?
Of course I use the app. I slay on that app. I got e-babes hitting me up left and right.
Are you sure? Where are they?
Of course I'm sure. They're, you know, they're busy. You've seen them around.
I don't think so.
All right, turn that camera off. Come on, man.
Do you need a glass of water?
Oh, no, I'm fine. Thank you both.
Cut.
Cut.
You know, I had to get him out of some oily situations in the past.
All right, you've seen my crib. You've seen my bachelor pad. You've seen how I'm adored on the streets. You lived a day in the life of a superstar. I got my golden ticket to fame. It's time for you to leave.
Off, dudes.
And cut.
Cut.
Is that okay?
Cut.
