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I think so.
Ha.
Moin.
Moin.
Roar of good.
What?
Gerade aus.
Too, yeah.
Immer gerade aus.
Und hinten an der Kreuzung, der fährt sogar gerade aus weiter.
Also gar nicht abbiegen?
Nee, gerade aus.
Immer gerade aus.
And then it looks as if the way doesn't go any further, right?
But it does.
And then you suddenly see a sign.
Yes, thank you.
Where do you know that I have to go?
Well, I already explained that to the fifth one.
The police was already there.
It must be difficult, what happened here, right?
Yes.
Yes, then let's have a nice fight.
What do you want from the police?
Secret service.
I want to go home.
Don't say anything else, he should stay at home.
No, I won't say anything.
Have a nice day, right?
Yes.
Are you sure? There are so many vehicles.
You're a little dirty, too.
My roommate found out, he's doing the pension.
The taxi driver is always up here.
I wasn't there.
Micha was just at the horse and when he came back,
he saw that the door was open.
I had breakfast with them yesterday.
So they really don't make the impression that they would feel threatened
or anything else.
They were happy, in love.
And he still asked if you could rent the mill for parties.
So I'm going to leave it.
They wanted to marry.
I'm lucky that the police caught him so quickly.
I wonder where these fucking machos always get such a quick weapon.
I mean, he was an architect.
You don't just have a wolf under your bed.
Well, but getting a weapon is actually not that hard, right?
Yes, but how exactly is that?
Then you go into the pub and say hello, people.
I just have to bring my wife.
Can someone show me a revolver?
How do you shoot with it?
Then they say, yes, of course, we all have to stick together.
And women who separate, of course, don't go.
Yes, of course you have to kill them and your friend with you.
I mean, after all, it was his property and he took it away from you.
It was your wife.
And you just don't let them steal it.
Well, good, but very easy.
There are only women who kill their men, right?
Yes, 10 out of 100, but there are also 7 with you.
For years you have been raped by the men.
So actually it would be 100 out of 3.
Well, I'm lucky that you weren't there just now, right?
I mean, you could have killed her too.
Yes, or I would have killed her.
That would be 100 out of 4.
Why do you also have a weapon?
No, I don't have a weapon, but I still like to say that you somehow get to know that women can defend themselves.
How do you defend yourself against someone who shoots around you?
That has nothing to do with men and women's stories at all.
What could you have done in such a situation here?
Yes, I don't know that now either.
But I still think it's better to imagine that I would have fought you somehow
than to imagine that I would sort baby clothes.
Is everything okay?
Yes, yes.
When is it so far?
Next week.
And the first time?
Yes.
And then at the same time twins, right?
No.
So unlike with a Barbie doll, it's a real belly with a real baby inside.
And because the baby needs a little space,
the mommy at the end of pregnancy is a little thicker than a Barbie doll
and also a little more mature.
Yes, I can imagine that.
That's probably like when you're in a swimming pool, right?
No?
You don't have children, do you?
No, that's what I know.
I'm over there when you...
Okay, okay. Very quiet now. No panic.
I'll call. I'll call.
I don't have a cell phone.
Can you tell me where the cell phone is?
The cell phone.
Where the hell is the cell phone?
Who do you want to call?
Nude, the rescue team.
Feuerwehr, they should send a nuke right away.
You're such an idiot.
But they have to get sick.
I'm not sick. I'm pregnant.
Don't you want to call someone else?
Your husband?
Friend?
Father of a child?
Your request has given zero hits.
Oh.
No, nothing at all.
And now you can look at me with this attitude.
I can't even need this reactionary middle-class discrimination.
What?
Well, it's true, isn't it?
The poor woman, pregnant and no husband.
What a misfortune.
Yes, because every woman wishes to experience
like in a 50-year-old mummy-puppet movie.
And that's also the only right thing.
And every woman who isn't like that,
she has to take care of herself.
So that she doesn't forget
what a person she is is like every second.
It can't be that you have your days.
No, that can't be.
Okay, calm down.
Breathe, breathe.
I'm calling the emergency.
I'll call the ambulance.
No, no, that's not an emergency.
Everything's fine.
Me?
No.
These are exercises.
That means the body is already trying
to feel like an emergency or how it works
so that it gets on later when it really starts.
Ah.
Yes, I still think it's better if you...
No, no, no, the pregnancy is coming later.
I'm not going to the hospital.
My child is coming here to the world.
Isn't that dangerous?
Dangerous?
No.
It's not.
I tell you what's dangerous.
The hospital is dangerous.
I was there myself when my girlfriend
got her child in the hospital.
They really snatched her up.
They held her tight.
And then the doctor put a lot of force
on her belly.
And you know, Christelle,
actually quite upset.
So that you can say with mechanical violence,
that the child really pushes her out like this.
Well, and then she was tied up without a tie.
Can you open it?
And the doctor still says,
oh, you don't feel anything down there.
You're so happy with Adrenaline,
I'm not going to the hospital.
Are you okay?
Yes, thank you.
I'm just a little sensitive with blood and such things.
But you're still a tattoo cleaner.
You always have to do with blood.
No, that's something else.
That's already dead.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, thank you.
And are you still young or a girl?
Young, thank you.
And is there a name?
Yes, Eskü.
Oh, a little Eskü.
A nice name.
Do you think so?
Yes, but it's nice.
It sounds Turkish, can it be?
Yes, it's Turkish.
Oh, I understand.
What do you understand there?
No, I assume that the father of the child is somehow Turkish.
Wrong.
Do you have any Turkish relatives?
No, not at all.
He would have been nice to me.
And are you...
Oh, no.
Yes?
No, I just wanted to ask you if you're maybe a Muslim,
but that's nonsense when you're married.
And you don't even have a head, do you?
One sentence, three prejudices.
First of all, not everything that is Turkish is also religious.
Second, not every Muslim is married.
Third, not every Muslim wears a headband.
Fourth, I'm not a Muslim.
And fifth, my son is called Eskü,
simply because it's a nice name.
Did you say it yourself?
Yes, yes, but it's very nice.
It's maybe a bit unusual for a child,
to have no Turkish roots.
And?
Nothing.
I just mean unusual.
Eskü, Hansen, especially when the child comes to you.
Oh, because a blond child is not allowed to be called Eskü.
Yes, yes, of course it is allowed.
But it has always been asked who and why it has a Turkish name
and if it may be Turkish parents.
Yes, and then my son will answer, no,
his parents are not Turks and he will probably point out
that the parents of Leander are also not Greeks.
And that Jeremy does not come from England
and Lennox does not come from Scotland.
That Tabea Aramej is Kaspar Ursprünglich Persisch,
that the little Daniel, despite his name, is not Jewish
and Eva's parents are also not Christians.
The little Annabelle speaks no Italian
and Cheyenne's parents are not Indians
and that the little sweet Lea does not look like an Eskü,
even if her name means exactly that.
Lea means Eskü?
Yes, it's actually even worse.
Oh, she's tired of it.
I have friends who have named their daughter Lea.
Yes, exactly.
Sometimes I wonder if the parents don't care
what the names of their children mean.
So who calls his child, for example, Klagegesang?
Who is it?
So everyone who calls their child Linus.
Really? Linus means?
Yes. Or Moritz, for example.
Moritz actually means Moor,
so Mauritania, so actually Africans.
And there are so many Moritzes in Germany.
You could think that it would be the most foreign country
in the world.
So every second child is actually African.
And Eskü?
That means freedom.
Free man.
Oh, that's nice.
Yes.
But still, don't you think that you could
get such a problem because of his name?
Because?
Well, because...
Because it's a Turkish name.
Exactly, that's why.
You hear Eskü and faster than you think
you know a lot of migrants.
Well, you have to know a lot of migrants.
Do you know Eskü's name?
No.
What I mean is...
How many do you know?
How many do you know?
I don't know Eskü.
But still, do you connect with names?
Yes, of course, Eskü, Türke, Eskü, Alexander,
Deutsch, Oberschicht, that's the world order.
You always know exactly where you are.
Of course, it's extremely confusing
when suddenly such a child comes here.
You don't know a lot of migrants.
So what's that for?
And then you may even notice that it's
even originally Turkish.
There are also no differences.
I don't say that I think so.
But in general, that's the way it is.
People are always different, the racists.
I'm not a racist,
because I wouldn't call my child Eskü.
Why do you hear Eskü?
And you immediately have a negative association,
although you don't know any individual.
That's a pre-order and in that case a racist.
Especially because you said,
you actually like the name.
Yes, of course I said that.
They are pregnant.
And you can also call your child as you want.
But I just think that a child is heavier
if it's called Eskü
than if it's called Linus, Alexander or Moritz.
It doesn't matter if Moritz is called Moritz,
or Linus, Jammerlappen.
Because for us, Moritz is not called African,
but rather a nice freckle,
with humor.
And Linus is a cool boy
who will study medicine.
So, and Eskü is, for most people,
the best case, still a vegetable seller.
And in the worst case, a car thief
who slaps his wife and accuses his sister
out of honor.
Yes, and that's what someone just said.
The blood of the woman is washed away
by a German architect.
Yes, I know that.
And I also know that prejudices
are prejudices and that they are wrong.
But still, there are some.
And I just don't understand
why my child is not called Adolf.
No, I wouldn't call my child Adolf,
but also not Lucifer, Menzen
or Elke Pohn, but Eskü is not a criminal name.
It's a beautiful, oriental name
and it means freedom.
I wish my son to be a free person,
to choose his life, to make decisions
and to agree on this freedom.
That's the highest good I know
and that's why my child will be so hot.
Well, but it's not about what the name
means, but how your son will find it.
And maybe he doesn't find it
as poetic as you, but rather
means differently, because it's just normal.
Like normal, like Jeremy Maxwell
Orfeus or Tristan Friedrich?
No, not like that.
Like normal.
Walter, Jürgen, Heiko, just completely normal.
Yes, exactly. Heiko Hansens.
I just missed it.
What did Heiko say?
Well, it's just that it's
the total dirty name.
Well, that's right, I don't think
Heiko is right now either.
You don't know
what the name means by coincidence.
Yes, it's the Hecke meaning.
Aha.
Exactly, that's also Heiko for me.
So someone who has
a tiny garden,
a tiny little Hecke around him
and who wears a fat, tasteless
prolet chain around his neck,
who is actually not interested in football
every weekend with his jogging pants
and his bathtub with a cup of beer
sitting in front of the bell
and with the world and being satisfied
and with whom you can communicate
best in the main seats
and with whom you can get out of it
the so-called words like
Antananarivo, for example,
are not in his dictionary,
but it doesn't matter, because he always thinks
what Antananarivo means.
It's also because of his little Hecke
and that's why it doesn't matter to me.
So, of course, this is
such a pure
subjective association
and that doesn't mean
that it's always
and that
not every Heiko has
a fat, tasteless one.
It doesn't really taste like
the blade either, because
in the end you are always
a little bloated.
Yes, I can see that too.
I can do it.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
What?
Yes, wait a minute, wait a minute.
That's me.
Yes, hello, I'm Bens.
You say you have internet.
Yes, funny.
I mean, right now.
Yes, can you take a look at me, please?
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Can you take a look at me, please?
The bedsheets and the plumbing
wash or throw away?
Wash and the plumbing
is in the cleaning or is it
hygienic?
No, cleaning is no problem.
Unlike in Antananarivo.
Please.
Yes, I don't think there is a cleaning
in Antananarivo.
Although you should think
that there is a cleaning in every
main city in the world.
Even in Antananarivo.
What is known
as the main city of Madagascar.
The city of the thousand.
Yes, that means the name.
Antananarivo.
And...
Oh God, what is it now?
Is it a pipe or what?
Here, seal it quickly.
Hold it up nicely.
I think that's a...
a blister.
A blister?
Oh, the blister is broken or what?
God, I don't know if that's a disaster.
I have to run away now.
I'm a little sick.
Yes, look, I had a blister.
Not me, but you.
Not you now, but I mean
you here.
We need a emergency car.
Better a screwdriver.
She sat on the ball, then she jumped
and then she ran away.
Hello.
I'm the lady with the blister.
I don't need a emergency car.
Here you go, you're under water.
Yes, yes, exactly. Okay, bye.
Sorry, what?
No, it just pulls a little bit,
but otherwise I'm fine.
Yes.
No, there was such a slime drop.
Yes.
Okay, see you later.
Yes, bye.
She's still at another birth
or she's coming over.
So, now it's 10.
Please make it 20 or even 30.
So, it's all in green.
It just looks like
when the little ösker wants to wait for the next week.
So, now it's 25.
Isn't that too much?
No, no.
No, they're for you.
For me? Yes.
Oh, another slime drop.
Yes, but still.
And, um,
it just doesn't have to be Heiko.
Between Heiko and Ösker
there are still a lot of other great names.
Well, I can't ask him
how he wants to be called.
Maybe he just thinks it's good
that he doesn't call Alexander Lerner
or Alexander Lerner.
No, a little ösker.
What do you say about that?
Strummelt?
Well, that means yes.
When I've been trampled,
he always calls me no.
Yes, and Öskür Hansen,
that's such a steep situation.
Hey, Öskür, are you Turkish or what?
Yes, and why are you so blond?
I don't even know what Turkish is.
Oh, Öskür, you're already a pig meat.
Öskür.
Mr. Kotzigür, here.
Mr. Döner Hansen, do you want a dütte with schaffe sauce or what?
Well, that's enough, man.
I'm actually going to put it in.
Yes, but that's what I'm just
spontaneously referring to.
What do some children refer to that?
Yes, children who refer to it,
they find some common name.
Of course I know that his name
can also be used for prejudices and racism.
Yes, but it can't be
that I don't call my child Öskür because of that.
Well, of course it can be
that he would have a lot of problems with it.
Oh, it's not about saving his child
as many problems as possible.
What?
No, I think it's about giving him so much self-confidence
that he can deal with problems.
Yes, but your son will still have enough problems.
Why do you want to add one more?
It's not about
that my son should have
problems with his name,
but it can't be that I give him
a name that I don't like,
just so that he can fit in
as much as possible.
Yes, and because you want to change the world,
you stick your son on a piece of paper
with which you have to walk around your life.
And then Öskür
doesn't call me a freer person anymore,
but a poor sock
that should fill the political program
of his mother
and has already thought about
what now, another blast?
No.
Okay, now that's enough.
I'm trying to save him now.
I'm not going in!
Okay, now stop messing with them!
You'll immediately hear
about this overbearing macho crap.
That's my decision.
Let me in!
But Sushaman never offered me
a wife like you.
S-
S-
Yes, and how?
That's normality extremism.
The most important thing was
that my father and my father
were all women with their names.
My mother somehow told me
But the others have to keep in mind, whether with F or P-H,
if you don't want to encourage anyone.
From Silke Kürzerpaste, the formula is better.
Especially if your husband has a long name later,
maybe even with a V.
Well, that's the program,
which is on my name list.
Silke Hansen, Scheidenbraf,
good luck, Silke Hansen.
You should be the average and the most exciting thing
you can wish for in your life.
And now you're going home with Öskür?
No, my parents are totally fine with me.
No, that's not true.
The whole Öskür program is just the opposite.
The main thing is, my child won't be normal.
The main thing is, he fits in,
the main thing is special.
That's not true at all.
I mean, I have to bring him something.
I think it's better to bring my child
and give him something to deal with
than to serve him.
And of course, I have my expectations.
Of course, I wish that my son
somehow makes something out of his life,
that he is interested in the world in which we live
and will be confronted in the afternoon.
I don't even know what to expect
so bad about him.
It's just that he trusts his child.
Well, Öskür, take a warm-up.
Your mother has big plans with you.
I just hope that I can give him everything
that he still has to make big plans.
And if he wants to make small plans,
for example, the construction plan
for a house with a garden
and a small fence around it.
Yes, I think that if he still loves him,
he still has oxytocin hormones.
Yes, if not, he can still destroy it
and bury it in the earth.
There, now give me your hand.
Oh, yes, very clearly now.
Rightly represented, right?
Yes.
Great.
Tell me, why didn't you tell me on the phone earlier?
I would be your husband.
Yes, because it was easier.
So instead of saying a well-known perpetrator,
the one who just killed the suspect.
Yes.
Cleaned.
Yes, and also because, yes, with this whole
hormone cocktail, which probably took me there,
there is probably such a 50-year-old mum,
who knows a lot about it.
That makes me convinced that it would be wonderful
if with this, with this birth,
not only a new child in the world,
but also a new family.
Yes, because maybe there is something in me
that I actually wished for a house with garden
and a garden room.
And a man, by the way,
my dad tells us for a short moment,
what would you like to take?
And then I saw how you were running in your arms again.
Yes, and I said, look, dad, I have a new football.
And then, like we would have played football.
Yes, you would be on the goal.
Yes, and then we would eat dinner together as a family.
Yes, you watched spaghetti polonese.
Yes, why did I watch it?
Well, I worked the whole day.
Yes, yes, me too.
No, you don't have to do that anymore.
I can't believe my family is close to each other.
Yes, but I would still work.
Yes, plant flowers and keep the house in order.
And put a load on it.
And go to the playground with Oskar.
And when I get home in the evening,
my wife is already waiting for me and my son.
And you, so how would you call your child?
Well, for a girl I think Merle is beautiful.
And for a young Maserati.
Oh, that's never heard before. That's very beautiful in Italian, isn't it?
Yes, and it's called completeness in translation.
Yes, Maserati shots.
Wow, that would be awesome.
And have you ever thought about it,
whether you would have become another person,
if you had a name?
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
Dr. Schott, you saved my life.
Call me Raphael.
Yes, what's up?
Hello, I'm here for you.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Yes, I wish you a lot of luck.
Oh, and greetings from me, unknowingly.
Yes, no.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Yeah, it's pretty strange.
That there's a young man in the world who's also called Heiko.
My way.
Good is only second name, and I'll probably never know him,
but it's pretty strange.
There's a bit of a...
Oh, that's nice.
What do you mean?
