Hi.
Confession.
I haven't gone outside in three days.
This thing happened on the street.
It was Saturday.
I was walking one way and he was walking the other.
Get the fuck out of my way.
In ancient Greece they put a coin under the tongues of the dead to pay the ferryman to
cross the river into the afterlife.
Remember the 80s?
This is where I live and these are all my things.
I live here with him though and I'm really allergic.
On the street there were people everywhere but nobody saw anything.
He looked right into my face and it was horrible.
Okay confession number two, I really need toothpaste.
I know what you're thinking but I am not a weird person.
I'm not.
Shock.
Shock.
Stupid.
Get out of my way, get the hell out of my way you bitch.
That's a dentist's favorite musical instrument, a tube of toothpaste.
I was just trying to cross the street.
I was just trying to get home.
The Greeks also said that if you didn't put a coin under the tongue for the ferryman,
they'd haunt the world forever but I don't know.
The river was called Styx though.
I do know that and now you do too.
How are you?
How is your day?
How is your day?
You
