Guys, I finally did it!
You worked your way up to become a sous chef at a prestigious restaurant at the expense
of your friends and family, and you'll eventually realize that you value them more than your
profession?
Nope.
Sorry, buddy.
No. It's better. I'm an astronaut now.
Congrats, buddy. I always knew you had it in you.
What do you mean you're an astronaut? No one just becomes an astronaut.
Well, I guess I did. I'm going to Mars!
No one has ever been to Mars before.
Well, duh. That's why they're sending me.
It's very exciting. I always knew you'd be an astronaut, Richard. That or a sous chef
at a prestigious restaurant.
Wait, what are you talking about? You don't have any training. You can't go to Mars!
I brought stuff!
One bag? You're going to Mars!
I know! Exciting, right?
Hey, pal. Need my bandana?
Thanks, Dana, but I'm going to Mars.
Oh!
I brought my own!
My own bandana? You're going to Mars!
None of this makes any sense.
Rob, it seems like it's really tough for you, but I didn't come here to argue. I came here
to say goodbye.
Okay? This is a really big deal for me. I'm going to be the first guy on Mars!
Okay, it's no sous chef at a prestigious... never mind. I should just go.
I'll see you guys later.
He's really doing it.
What was I thinking? Richard was our friend, and all I could do was tell him off. You know
he'll be up there soon, up in the stars, looking down on us. I'll see you soon, Richard, you
beautiful man.
And I think it's going to be a long, long time. To touch down brings me round again to find
out.
That was a really classy funeral.
Yeah, I really think Richard would have enjoyed it. If he didn't burn to death in that airlock!
I should have given it my bandana.
God damn it! He was our friend! I know what I have to do.
I have to go to Mars.
Oh, yeah, yeah, right, totally.
I have to! But Dana, you're not an astronaut or a chef. Neither was Richard.
See you guys soon.
That son of a bitch. He's really doing it.
I think it's going to be a long, long time. To touch down brings me round again to find
a mother man. They think I am at home. Oh, no, no, no. I'm a rocket man.
Rocket man!
Wow. Fool me once, twice. Maybe, maybe space just isn't safe for mankind.
Or maybe it's just safe enough.
Three bandanas.
I'll see you soon, Ralph.
I'll be right back.
What a gal. God damn it. She's really going to do it.
And I think it's going to be a long, long time. To touch down brings me round again to find
a mother man. They think I am at home. Oh, no, no, no. I'm a rocket man.
Rocket man.
It's all gone. What am I going to do? Where am I going to go? What in the hell is in my shoe?
A shit ton of bandanas.
Guys, I'm coming for you.
And I think it's going to be a long, long time. To touch down brings me round again to find
a mother man. They think I am at home. Oh, no, no, no. I'm a rocket man.
Rocket man. Burning out his shoes all day long.
And I think it's going to be a long, long time. To touch down brings me round again to find
a mother man. They think I am at home. Oh, no, no, no. I'm a rocket man.
Burning out his shoes all day long.
