Why is Sam asking if you're in your room?
Get ready for the shit storm.
Well, she's just been going through a pretty hard time lately, so I've just been trying
to...
Trying to what, Waffle?
Well, I've just been trying to be a good friend.
A good friend?
Why don't you try being a good boyfriend?
Are you kidding me?
Oh, don't say that, Serena.
You know how much I care about you.
Oh my god, I'm tired of your shit.
You act like I'm not good enough for you and that's such bullshit.
Like, what the hell am I doing wrong?
Nothing.
Nothing.
You're perfect.
You are actually the Antichrist.
I can't believe you.
You don't realize that you have the best girlfriend in the entire fucking world.
You know, I might as well drive off a cliff because I bet you wouldn't even care.
Do it.
You won't.
Oh, come on, don't say that.
No balls.
I'll do it.
What if this is the last conversation we ever had?
Would you be happy with me about you right now?
Would you be satisfied Waffle?
You are the worst boyfriend ever.
So you are the worst boyfriend ever.
What's the $10,000 in number four?
Are you ready to audience?
What?
Call me when you're ready to apologize.
Serena, no.
I am saying this as your friend, but your girlfriend is actually a psychopath.
I wouldn't say that.
Oh, yeah.
Then what would you say?
Well, she's just...
I'd say she's bad shit crazy.
It's just like way too jealous, man.
How do you put up with it?
I mean, I don't know.
She has her moments, but what am I supposed to do?
I don't know.
Maybe.
Maybe you should find someone who treats you like a human being.
Wow, crazy, I know.
Yeah, like a human being.
Rather than a literal bag of shits, I'm hungry.
Want to get some brunch?
Yeah, I can.
Serena wants to talk soon.
Dude.
Dude.
Lunch.
Yeah.
Uh...
Come on.
No, no, I can't.
She's going to be so mad if I'm late.
All right, fine.
But I'll see you later, Waffle.
Have fun.
Oh, we will.
We will.
20 minutes, Danny Hall, room 306.
I...
Don't keep me waiting.
I...
Bye.
What a bitch.
Hey.
You have come to know your fortune yes come sit
your heart you must follow your heart is that is there more to that or
I need more of your energy to seek further your name is waffle
I see a relationship things aren't going very well now I see a dark place an empty place
you fear this this solitude you will meet someone very very soon waffle and you will
marry them but opportunity may vanish leaving you a very very lonely waffle forever but I
have to talk to you about last night I wanted to apologize about getting mad or whatever
but you still should have been texting Sam I'll let it slide though I think we can make
things work you know I've been thinking a lot about it and I feel like
you're not even listening to me I literally cannot even with you right now this is exactly
it forever
I
Just broke up with Serena
What's in the box it's a big
She I don't know
And why don't you go find out breakfast boy
Hey, um, I saw you at the fortune teller. Yeah, I remember you
Well, I just wanted to let you know that I think you're really pretty
Um, so if you ever wanted to do something some time, I have a boyfriend. Oh
Okay, um
Well, if you ever want to try something, dude, how to go I
Was supposed to find the one the fortune teller told me I would meet her and you believe to come on
How can anyone know the future and you don't get it? She knew things about me
Well, then maybe she wasn't the one
Yeah, I just I don't know
Don't be so blue waffle okay
Things will happen when they happen. Don't don't worry about the future so much. Just worry about you
Come on, I'll get us some ice cream. How about that?
Oh
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